Ten Plagues
This is Simon and Garfunkel’s old friend.
What is darkness?
Kermit shares his weekly wisdom.
What is frog's blog?
If you don't like the neti pot you could use this to clear out your sinuses.
What is horseradish?
This number is featured throughout the Seder.
What is four?
This girl saved her brother first, and then saved the Israelites with her well of water in the desert.
Who is Miriam?
This could shut down a summer camp just by existing.
What is lice?
Flowers for the liberator.
What is Moses's roses?
You can't spend more than 1080 seconds making this.
What is matzah?
The salt water in which we dip our parsley reminds us of this bodily secretion.
What are tears?
Her royal highness pulled Moses out of the water.
Who is Pharaoh's daughter?
A couple of these on your face could ruin a school picture.
What are boils?
Too much unleavened bread.
What is lotsa matzah?
According to studies, in 2019 we ate an average of 293 of these per person.
What are eggs?
This country hosts the world's largest seder.
What is Katmandu?
She had this special baby, gave him away, and then became his nanny and wet nurse.
Who is Moses's mother, Yocheved?
Pictures of this would be enough to turn anyone vegan.
What is cattle disease?
The bris had to be postponed because the officiant was afflicted by this plague.
What is mohel's boils?
In 1888 a Lithuanian immigrant opened the first factory of its kind in Cincinnati.
What is a matzah factory?
In 2010 the current world record of 426 pounds was set for the largest one of this Passover staple.
What is a matzah ball?
These smart women outwitted Pharaoh’s order to kill all the Hebrew baby boys.
Who are the midwives, Shifrah and Puah?
During a house oversight committee on global warming and national security, AOC said that by neglecting these threats Congress had what was on its hands.
What is blood?
An incantation to banish this plague infestation.
What is hocus locust?
Ancient Greeks believed that this sprung from the blood of the hero Archimedes after he slayed a dragon.
What is parsley?
During Passover, the Coca-Cola bottling company of New York uses this instead of corn syrup to make coke for observant Jews.
What is sugar?
Joseph had 11 brothers, but only one sister.
Who is Dena?