Kramer
What does Kramer compare the physique of his own body to?
A taught pre teen swedish boy
With help from Newman, Kramer is moved by a fragrance that arrived in Pam’s junk mail. What is it?
Pantene
With the money Jerry’s wife spends on clothes, she’s taking him to the cleaners. What is her name?
Merryl Seinfeld
George is starving at the dealership. All he wants is lunch. Or a Twix bar. What letter/number combo slot of the vending machine is the Twix bar?
In an awkward conversation between Elaine and George on their first time hanging out just the two of them, we learn what year Elaine moved to New York. What was it?
1986
Kramer and Mickey are stand-ins for actors on what show? - BONUS : What roles do they stand in for?
The show is All My Children. Mickey stands in for an 8 year old kid, and Kramer stands in for the kids father.
What’s the name of the woman who has Kramer thrown into the Hudson River in a sack?
Connie
After Julie hands the Big Salad to Elaine, she has to get going to meet her mother. Where is she going?
The Guggenheim
George’s mother used to walk around the house in just her bra and panties. He describes her as an uglier, fatter version of which actress?
Shirley Booth
When was Beth and David Lukner’s 3rd anniversary?
April 3rd
Kramer bursts through Jerry’s door, telling him he needs to “go feed the birds.” He asks Jerry if he has a particular snack. And Jerry can’t believe he does. What snack is it?
Mini Ritz
No, you’re Shmoopie! What is Shmoopie’s name?
Sheila
A lesbian sighting! Ho-ho my lucky day… What is the name of Susan’s partner?
Mona
He wants the complete opposite of Tuna on Toast. What does George order instead? The full order.
Chicken Salad on Rye Untoasted, with a Side of Potato Salad, and a Cup of Tea.
At the Mets vs. Phillies baseball game, Kramer and Newman were enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right field stands. A crucial Hernandez error opens the door to a 5-run Phillie’s ninth inning, costing the Met’s the game. Their day was ruined. What was the date?
June 14th, 1987
Kramer fell asleep in the hot tub, the heat pump broke, the water went cold, and now he can’t get his core temperature back up. How many sweaters does he wear to the diner? - BONUS : What temperature did the water drop to?
Four sweaters. 58 degrees.
After Susan’s unfortunate accident, Wick Thayer and the board of directors are discussing the money that will be endowed to her foundation. What is the estimated value of Susan’s Doll Collection?
$2.6 Million
Everytime he talks it sounds like he’s reading one of his novels. How old is Elaine’s boyfriend Owen March?
66
From Whately, a donation to The Children’s Alliance is made in George’s name as a Christmas gift. George believes this is wrong because of what he gifted Whately. What was George’s gift?
Yankee tickets
Kramer, are you drinking that milk? What’s the expiration date on that?
September 3rd
Kramer offers Elaine some leftovers while he is spending the night with Tina. African food. What did he make?
Yambalas and Sambusa
Believe it or not, George lost his virginity to his voluptuous homeroom teacher after she came up from behind him erasing the blackboards in detention. What was her name?
Ms. Stafford
Tara lit a vanilla incense that drove George nuts. It made him very hungry. What did he say to Tara as an excuse to leave?
He told her he has a bus transfer that’s only good for another hour
What is the original price, and the discounted price, of the Red-Dot-Cashmere sweater that George purchases for Elaine?
$600 original price, $85 discounted price
June 8th, 1964 was written as Susan Biddle Ross’s date of birth on her magnificent head stone at the cemetery. What was her date of death?
May 16, 1996