Dad Jokes & Riddles
This is the time that a duck wakes up.
What is at the quack of dawn?
This animal has both striped fur and striped skin!
What is a tiger?
Sadly, but ironically, Abraham Lincoln created this agency to help with counterfeit currency in the US just hours before his assassination.
What is the US Secret Service?
This is what 43.8 Million People are expected to do this weekend.
What is travel/travelling?
This man is our CEO.
Who is Tim Danker?
This gets wet while drying.
What is a towel?
2% of the world naturally have this eye color, making it the rarest eye color in the world.
What is the color green?
This common condiment, in the 1830's was sold as a medication that could cure indigestion, diarrhea, and even jaundice.
What is Ketchup?
This is the reason president Lyndon B. Johnson signed the act to make memorial day fall on the last Monday in May.
(I dont know how to word this into a question, lol!) Because, he stated that the 3 day weekend would make it easier for americans to travel! (but you can just say the 3 day weekend part)
This is the year, SelectQuote launched the SelectRx business.
When is 2021?
This is the job the frog held at this high end hotel.
What is a Bellhop?
Contrary to popular belief, this dish was not named after this infamous emperor, but rather was invented in 1924, and named after its creator!
What is the Caesar Salad?
This kind of joke is the worlds oldest known joke, written in 1900 BCE in Sumer.
What is a Fart Joke?
This is the time of the national moment of remembrance, which is to encourage you to observe a moment of silence to remember those who have died in service of our country.
When is 3PM local time?
This is the Year that SelectQuote was founded.
When is 1985?
This has to be broken before you can use it.
What is an Egg?
This is the national animal of Scotland.
What is a unicorn?
This famous president was actually a licensed bartender in Illinois!
Who is Abraham Lincoln!
After WWI, this flower is considered a symbol of remembrance, and has become widely known as a symbol of remembrance for those who have died at war.
What is a Poppy?
This is the town in which our new Kansas facility is located!
Where is Olathe, KS?
This word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly.
What is the word Incorrectly?
This fruit is slightly radioactive due to naturally occurring radioactive isotopes, specifically potassium-40, which is a variant of potassium. (Do not worry though, the amount of radiation is very small and poses no real health risk)
What is a banana?
DNA Evidence has suggested that 1 in every 200 people in the world today are a descendent of this man. (16 Million People Globally)
Who is Genghis Khan?
After the Civil War, this holiday was enacted by the US government, in which people would decorate the graves of fallen soldiers. This holiday was eventually changed to Memorial Day!
What is Decoration Day?
This is where SelectQuote started before we moved to Kansas.
Where is San Francisco, CA?