Has a great-aunt who is a religious sister in Puerto Rico
Nate Devlin
Broke diocesan property by karate-chopping a necessary ministry tool
John Assaf
Roasted a marshmallow on a volcano
Francis
Justin Ramza
Has an uncle who is a permanent deacon
Mateo Pascual
Turned the popular game kickball into knockout
Andrew Bilgri
Was assigned a beloved children's book as part of his seminarian curriculum
Became an amateur carpenter under the tutelage of a permanent deacon
Isaac Sanders
Recently retired from a career as a trained trumpeter
Peter
Knocked on what he thought was his host family's door
John Assaf
Struggled to take care of his sick sister while on the Camino
Anthony Willi
Spent his summer growing spicy peppers and non-spicy tomatoes
John Paul Stedwill
Roused fans of Alleman High athletics as beloved mascot Poopy the Pioneer
Brady
Unintentionally started a cult while catechizing children
Jarod Raber
Found himself in a parade of vehicles known for shipping products over great distances
Blake
Johnathan Puckett
Was recently lost in an unnamed area of the North American wilderness
All of them
Felt the stirrings of the Spirt calling them to pour a gallon of water to make a slip n' slide on a gym floor
Peter Schoonmaker and Jarod Raber
Failed to obtain a Letter of Suitability many times while visiting other dioceses
Nick
Lived with a snake
Robert Pitts