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There is so much suffering and poverty in the world. I wish we knew the right way to help everyone live happily together. Do you know how?
Moses 7:18 Zion people live with one heart and one mind, no poor (because they actively seek out and take care of them) and they dwelt in righteousness.
Im pretty sure I was a camel in my previous life and I passed some test so thats why I was born the way I look. What do you think?
Genisis 1:26-27 We are created in the image of God
What is the purpose of your church and following God?
Moses 1:39- His Work and Glory...
Who cares about the Israelites and crossing the little creek and stuff, what it got to do with me anyway?
abraham 2:9-11 Abrahams seed chosen to bear the ministry and preisthood IE to preach the gospel to all nations and gather them in.
Someone once said to me that they think they were a camel before they lived on this earth. I think I was part of the dust flying around in a black hole until I developed over fiddy millionty hundred billion years into this glorious specimen you see before you. What do you think?
abraham 3: 22-23 Before the world was created we were intelligent and lived as Spirits with God. Some of us were chosen for special tasks.
I think any Church who asks them to give money is basically stealing and just building up the bishop guy and his mansions.
Malachi 3:8-10 Bring your tithes to my storehouse so I can bless the poor, and you will see that I will bless you by opening the windows of heaven and you wont be able to recieve all the blessings available.
Your church is sooooo lame! All those rules make it boring. Why cant you just do whatever you feel like, its not like it matters later anyway.
exodus 20:3-17 Ten commandments provide the base for most of societies social constructs and enables communities to live in harmony (when the rules are obeyed).
Sometimes I feel like my partner wants to chop my head off with a cleaver. What do we need to do to be happier together?
Genesis 2:24 You and your partner are to seperate yourselves from the total rule of your parents, and CLEAVE to EACH OTHER when you counsel together and make decisions.
Those prophets of yours sound like really old boring guys that like to talk for hours. What is so special about them anyway?
Jeremiah 1:4-5 God knew them before he formed them in their mothers womb, and ordained them to be a prophet and bring great works to bless people and lead the way to God.
What do I have to do to get into your special temples, pay some money or sign up with a secret password or something?
Psalms 24:3-4 just have clean hands and a pure heart- temple recommend.
Why are so many people 'getting jiggy' with geneaology or family history these days?
Malachi 4:5-6 Elijah restored the keys of sealing- so we can be sealed to our ancestors. To do this work, our ancestors help us, and we are in turn helping them receive the ordinances necessary for their salvation.
I really find it difficult to keep coming to church and lessons and stuff. I know its the right thing, but i also want to have fun and be free and really experience 'free agency'. What do you think?
Joshua 24:15 You need to make a choice today about who you are going to follow. Will you follow Satan and all his seeming fun, misleading, false and fake promises, or Jesus Christ, by making covenants, and keeping the commandments to eventually receive all that God has.
There are so many influences in the world persuading me to violate the law of chastity, by having sexual relations with anyone who is not my legal and lawful husband/ wife. Some days I just feel like giving in and following the crowd. Can you help me?
Genesis 39:9 Joseph in Egypt understood his covenants and rejected the wife of his master when she made sexual advances on him. He knew that he had received so many blessings from God and that violating the law of chasity was a great evil and sinning against God. So he Fled, and got himself out of the situation.
I feel like my patriachal blessing didnt tell me anything, or what was told to me in that blessing hasnt happened. Should I really beleive in that blessing, and other things that God has said he would do?
Proverbs 3:5-6 Trust in the Lord thy God with all your Heart and he WILL direct your paths.
So why do we need a prophet today when the Bible says in Revelation 20 that nothing else is supposed to be added?
Ezekial 3: 16-17 A prophet has and always will be a watchman unto the nations, to SEE the future, and LEAD the pure in heart to Zion.
I only beleive the Bible to be the absolute undisputable word of God. I dont know why you think we need more scriptures.
Ezekiel 37: 15-17 the two witnesses or testaments of Jesus Christ (Bible and Book of Mormon) go hand in hand to establish the truth. Together, they become one, meaning together they provide all the correct doctrines to establish the true Church of Jesus Christ.
Your moron church is pretty small compared the the Catholic church and the Muslims. Do you really think its going to get any bigger?
Isaiah 29:13-14 The church is like a stone cut from a hill, and as it rolls down the side of the mountain consumes all other stones until it fills the entire world!!
I vote for Trump, my friend votes for world peace, my other friend votes for the Russians etc etc. Who do you think is going to eventually win the World Domination Prize?
Daniel 2:44-45 The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints will break all other nations (which are represented by earthly materials like clay, bronze, iron etc) and Christ will be the govenator of the Earth.
What has Jesus ever done for me??
Isaiah 53:3-5 He has carried your grief, burdens and sorrows. He was afflicted in many ways, and bled from every pore, so that you dont have to suffer forever.
I love surfing on a sunday, its always the best weather. Why dont you come out for a surf next Sunday with me?
Isaiah 58: 13-14 We turn away from doing our own will on sunday, so we can focus more on doing Gods will, and when we do that it is so delightful.
I cant beleive you wilfully starve yourself for one sunday each month. And for what?
Isaiah 58:6-7 The blessing of a proper fast...
Mamma, I just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now hes Dead. Mama, life had just begun, and now I ve gone and thrown it all away...
Isaiah 1:18 Repentence and the cleansing power of jesus Christ can make your sins turn from red to white.
You weirdo's that go to church on sunday and be all goody goody and keep all the rules are so lame. I have the best life, I choose to do whatever i want. Last week, I stole a packet of meat and hid it in my pants and walked out of the store without paying. It was so awesome!
Isaiah 5:20 Wo to people who call evil good, and good, evil.
Look, I dont need to go to church or listen to any of your profiteroles or whatever you call them. I just listen to myself and my feelings and do whats best to make me feel good. What would your profiterole tell me anyway huh?
Amos 3:7 God tells his servants the prophets his secrets, such as how to prepare physically, socially, educationally and cognitively for these last days before the world gets destroyed and cleansed for the righteous to live on.