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A majority of college humanities professors align with this political ideology (1), meanwhile the majority of engineering professors align with the opposite (2)
(1) What is liberalism? (2) What is conservatism?
Despite normally being classified as a cool color, stars of this hue actually have the hottest surface temperatures
What is Blue?
Most schools will require the completion of this high school course by graduation before beginning to apply as an engineering major
What is Pre-Calculus?
The ancient myth of this women who opened a box letting all the evil into the world also shares a name with a popular radio music station
What is Pandora’s Box?
Saul, a massive persecutor of Christians throughout the Bible, was converted after an encounter with Jesus on a road to this city
What is Damascus?
This chance-based and financially unwise service acts as a supplement of funding for the North Carolina Public School System
What is The North Carolina Education Lottery?
This term, which refers to the logical conclusion of the 2nd law of thermodynamics, is the inevitable future state of the universe where there is a uniform distribution of energy
What is “Heat Death”?
This is the number of applicants who applied to the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill in 2024
What is 66,535?
Though the Marvel movies would say otherwise, this Norse goddess is actually Loki’s daughter, not his adoptive sister
Who is Hela?
As a way to punish the Israelites for a lack of faith, God sent them to live in the wilderness for this many years
What is 40 years?
This was the year when the United States Department of Education was formed
What is 1980?
In 2016, Elon Musk made the bold claim that we would land humans on the surface of Mars in this many years or less
What is “10 years or less”?
This California University had the lowest acceptance rate of any United States college or university in 2024 at 3%
What is California Institute of Technology?
In the ancient myth of Icarus, or the man who flew too close to the Sun, this titular character is credited with the invention of his wings
Who is Daedalus?
The Anglican Church of England as we now know it, first begun because King Henry VIII wanted to divorce his first wife named
Who is Catherine of Aragon?
North Carolina Public Schools don’t get enough funding to give everyone iPads, so instead they settled for this model device
What is the Lenovo 300e Chromebook?
This animal was the first to ever successfully reproduce offspring while in low-Earth orbit in 1947
What are Fruit Flies?
This Ivy League university was the first of the 8 to adopt a test-optional policy following the Covid 19 pandemic
What is Columbia University?
The mythical story of Atlantis, first written about by Plato in 400 BC, is considered by historians to be based off an earthquake that occurred on this Mediterranean island
What is Crete?
This was the name of the church created by the Nazis during the reign of Adolf Hitler as Fuhrer of Germany
What is The German Evangelical Church?
Approximately this percentage of wake county public school students are considered to be truant (or chronically absent)
What is 23%?
This star, which shares its name with a famous 1988 horror comedy, is one of the brightest stars in the night sky and would extend past Jupiter if placed at the center of our solar system
What is Betelgeuse?
According to the 2024-2025 Common Data Set, this is the median 50% SAT score for Harvard University (hint: it is extremely high)
What is 1550?
The best friend of Gilgamesh, Enkidu, died of disease because the gods punished him for killing this mythological creature
What is the Bull of Heaven?
This is the title of US President Donald J. Trump’s best selling book of 2024, which he printed hundreds of thousands of copies of from China despite the President’s former statements denouncing unfair Chinese trade practices
What is The “God Bless the USA” Bible?