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Michigan
100
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking Sharp
100
Wisconsin Washington D.C. Maryland Delaware
Washington D.C. Big Brown Bat
100
What does a paleontologist study?
Ancient life
100
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
100
Even though it has a bill, webbed feet, and lays eggs, what kind of animal is a platypus?
Mammal
100
Black eggs called caviar come from which fish?Sturgeon Pike Salmon Cod
Sturgeon
100
If you are a "YOOPER" where are you from?
Upper Michigan
200
Why was school easier during the Caveman Era?
No history to study
200
Manatee
Florida Georgia Texas Oregon
Florida
200
The interior angles of a triangle always add up to...
180 degrees
200
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
200
What is the largest reptile in the world?
The saltwater crocodile
native to saltwater habitats, brackish wetlands and freshwater rivers from India's east coast across Southeast Asia and the Sundaic region to northern Australia and Micronesia. Lifespan: 70 years (Adult)
Length: 11 – 20 ft.
200
This flightless bird had no natural predators as it lived in a remote place. When Europeans came they brought rats, pigs and monkeys which ate its eggs and by 1680 they were extinct.
Dodo Moa Elephant Bird Great Auk
Dodo
200
What is Michigan's nickname?
Despite Michigan's nickname, the Wolverine State, wolverines are very rare in the state. The last known wolverine was thought to have been killed in the 1860s, but more recent sightings have been reported.
300
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
300
White tailed Deer
Wisconsin Illinois Pennsylvania All of them
All of them
300
Julius Caesar was the emperor of what empire?
Roman Empire
300
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste
300
Simone Biles is widely considered the greatest athlete of all time in which sport?
Gymnastics
300
Name the strongest insect which can lift and support more than 800 times its own weight.
Termite Rhinoceros beetle Goliath beetle Army ant
Rhinoceros beetle
300
Cars can't be sold on Sundays in Michigan? True or False
True A Blue Law in Michigan makes it illegal to sell cars on Sundays, which is why most car dealerships are closed on that day.
400
What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's preferred seat on an airplane?
Aisle b, back
400
Badger
West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming
Wisconsin American Badger
400
Where were the first fireworks invented?
China
400
What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
400
What year was the Moon landing? [The 1st landing]
1969
400
Name the largest living animal, which can grow to an average weight of 26 tonnes by the age of twelve months?
Whale shark Blue whale African elephant Humpback whale
Blue whale The adult female blue whale can measure 30 metres long and weigh over 150 tonnes.
400
How many time zones does Michigan have?
1 2 3
2 Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park has two time zones. The park's size and location means that visitors can potentially be in two counties and two time zones.
500
What's the difference between mosquitoes and Chicago Bears' fans?
The mosquitoes are only annoying during the summer.
500
Gray squirrel
Kansas Kentucky Indiana
Kentucky
500
The most-consumed beverage in the world after water is...
Tea
500
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
500
Which countries make up the United Kingdom?
England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland
500
Which is the biggest fish?
Great white shark Barracuda Whale shark Grouper
Whale shark The plankton-feeding whale shark can be 13 metres in length and is found in areas of the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian oceans.
500
Is there such a thing as The Michigan Triangle? Yes or No
Yes This mysterious area in Lake Michigan is similar to the Bermuda Triangle. Ships and planes have disappeared in the area between Manitowoc, Wisconsin, and Ludington and Benton Harbor, Michigan.
600
What did one toilet say to the other?
"You look flushed."
600
Mule
Montana California Missouri
Missouri Missouri Mule
600
What ancient civilization built the Machu Picchu complex in Peru?
The Incas
600
Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?
He didn’t have any guts.
600
How fast can cheetahs run?
15 mph 35 mph 75 mph 100 mph
75 mph only sprint a short distance of around 0.28 miles; 2.7 times faster than the fastest human runner
600
Name the largest rodent?
Porcupine Capybara Red squirrel Marmot
Capybara
600
How many penisulas are part of the state of Michigan?
2 This mysterious area in Lake Michigan is similar to the Bermuda Triangle. Ships and planes have disappeared in the area between Manitowoc, Wisconsin, and Ludington and Benton Harbor, Michigan - they are both surrounded by water on 3 sides.
700
Why was Batman kicked out of the bar during the pandemic?
His mask didn't cover his face.
700
Beaver
New York New Mexico Minnesota
New York
700
Earth is located in what galaxy?
The Milky Way
700
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
All that was left was de Brie
700
What does a sommelier specialize in?
a waiter in a restaurant who has charge of wines and their service : a wine steward
700
Which fish spends more time walking than swimming?
Toadfish Ratfish Batfish Cowfish
Batfish The rosy-lipped batfish crawls well on its strong, leg-like fins.
700
What are some nicknames for Michigan people?
Yoopers, Trolls, Flatlanders, Lopers
Yoopers (everyone on the U.P., not just the guys in the band) refer to people from the rest of the state as “trolls” because they live “below the [Mackinac] bridge.” Other nicknames are flatlanders and lopers, the latter name being short for Lower Peninsula.