Family
My brother was arrested for throwing eggs at a man on a bike who just so happened to be _____.
A. an off duty cop
B. his high school teacher
C. a local politician
D. his boss
A. an off duty cop
My first job was working for _____ as a sandwich artist. I was so bad, I quit after 3 months because they stopped giving me shifts.
A. Crispers
B. Quiznos
C. Jimmy Johns
D. Subway
A. Crispers
I got roped into a _____. I had written down what I was going to say and read it out loud, but no one could understand me because I read it too fast.
A. rap battle
B. speech and debate competition
C. talent show
D. poetry slam
A. rap battle
There is a statue of my great great great grandfather in _____. He was a missionary to the Zulu people.
A. Botswana
B. Zimbabwe
C. South Africa
D. Namibia
C. South Africa
I once worked for a company that made me write down _____ at a blood bank in order to attract clients for our clinical research firm.
A. social security numbers
B. license plate numbers
C. phone numbers
D. addresses
B. license plate numbers
When I was in middle school I successfully convinced 3 students that I had wrote _____.
A. Peanut Butter Jelly Time
B. The Declaration of Independence
C. The Bible
D. Jerk It Out by Caesars
D. Jerk It Out by Caesars
My dad once punched the lead singer of the band _____ on a tour bus.
A. Reel Big Fish
B. Dirty Heads
C. Sublime
D. Pepper
C. Sublime
The first time we had a client at Auzmer Research, the only doctor certified to do the test didn't show up. He called us from _____ and said he wanted to "test the nurse" to see if she could do the test. She could not legally do it. We fired him and he cried.
A. McDonald's
B. home
C. the parking lot
D. the work restroom
C. the parking lot
I accidentally sent my friend to the hospital when I fell on top of him while running dressed as _____. I fell on him with my knee and he coughed up blood.
A. Ronald McDonald
B. Spiderman
C. Abraham Lincoln
D. Hephaestus from Greek Mythology
D. Hephaestus from Greek Mythology
When I was 7, my brother's broke _____ at Macy's. My mom had to pay for it.
A. A window display, including the window
B. A pyramid of glassware
C. a whole chandelier
D. An entire counter of perfume
B. A pyramid of glassware
I was paid $12 an hour to create my own custom version of _____. I ended up spending 6 hours a day with Microsoft Support.
A. Confluence
B. Skype
C. Teams
D. Jira
D. Jira
When I was in high school, I was part of a group that designed anti-drug T-shirts. Our most famous shirt said _____.
A. Don't be a Dip or a Butthead
B. Stay off the Grass
C. Smoking Isn't Lit
D. You Lose With Booze
B. Stay Off The Grass
My grandfather played minor league baseball for the _____ but had to quit when he joined the navy for WW2.
A. Cincinnati Reds
B. New York Mets
C. San Diego Padres
D. St. Louis Cardinals
D. St. Louis Cardinals
One of the only job interviews I failed was for _____. I had my masters in English at this point.
A. Barnes and Noble
B. Borders
C. Books-A-Million
D. Starbucks
C. Books-A-Million
I was one word away from going to the Scripps National Spelling Bee. The word I missed was _____.
A. epicurean
B. oriole
C. schadenfreude
D. osteoporosis
A. epicurean