this phrase is abbreviated to "S2G"
i swear to god
cleo is this ethnicity
british-jamaican
this method is inspired by bbls and lip fillers
method 1, death by poison
twitterusernames are called by this term.
either a handle or an @
saartjie was forcefully to this country (bonus points if you can name where she was from originally)
the netherlands (from what is now south africa)
this term means "has to be"
haffi
this is how kara identifies her sexuality
queer
in this method, cleo wishes that kylie jenner is treated like saartjie
hashtag or #
in this caribbean inspired musical genre featured in 7 methods there is significant usage of homophobic lyricism
reggaeton or dancehall
this term means "how are you doing?"
wahum
this person refers to this person as a "lightie"
cleo to kara
cleo thinks kylie jenner should perform black face for this reason
bc then people would actually cancel her for the things she already does
a series of tweets is referred to by this term
thread
this term means "go on"
gwarn
cleo refused to defend kara when this was pulled off of kara's head
wig
in this method, cleo hopes that the same thing happens to kylie jenner that happened to a young leo decaprio while he was taking a boat cruise from britain to america.
method 3, or death by drowning
the comedic use of a jpeg or gif is called this term
meme
the suffix -gate, sometimes used when discussing a scandal like wiggate, is a reference to this american political scandal
what is watergate
this term means "home"
yard

congresswoman maxine waters
this word, used in method 5, means to light oneself on fire
self-immolation
in which year did our corporate overlord musk purchase twitter
he rescued twitter (X) from the liberals in 2022 thank u musk
this type of show involved displaying caricatures of black people
minstrel show