These are things that have tongues
But don’t have any faces
You wear them on your feet
And they’re done up with laces
Shoes
I am the fastest animal but cannot climb a tree. What am I?
A cheetah
I can be cracked or played; told or made. What am I?
A joke
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
A dictionary
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
I am always in front of you and never behind you. What am I?
Your future
James' mom has three children: Sean, Sarah and _______?
James
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather
What can go up and down without moving?
Temperature
I have a floor but I’m not a room
I wave but have no hand
I’m wet but I’m not a towel
I have currents but no electricity
I contain fish but I’m not a tank
I cover a lot of the planet but I’m not land
The ocean
Where is a sneeze usually pointed?
Atchoo!
I am running all the time, but never get tired or hot. What am I?
The refrigerator
If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what is her relation to you?
She's your mother
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age
What table has no legs to stand on?
A multiplication table
What kind of dog can tell time?
A watchdog
What kind of ears do engines have?
Engineers
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
His mother
Everyone has me but no one can lose me. What am I?
A shadow
I come in a bottle but I’m not water
I’m used to clean something but I’m not dishwashing liquid
I can be found in a bathroom but I’m not shower gel
I’m squeezed into your hand but I’m not facewash
I’m used on your hair but I’m not hairspray
What am I?
Shampoo
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and white when you are done with it?
Charcoal
What bird is always sad?
A blue jay
There were two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?
Three
Which weighs more a ton of feather or a ton of rocks?
Neither. They both weigh a ton.