World Capitals
Overwatch's map King's Row is set in this British city
London
Breeze is set in the Atlantic Ocean, this area that has frequently been involved in conspiracy theories
Bermuda Triangle
Our Good Friend Slimothy constantly wishes death upon this man, the current owner of the Dallas Cowboys and lifelong racist
Jerry Jones
This event mourning the dead is definitely not: REAL FUN
FUNERAL
"Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck, Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck"
Post Malone & Swae Lee
This city, the most populous in North America is the capital of Mexico
Mexico City
This ability had to have it's speed gained from player momentum removed in an effort to nerf it
Paranoia (Omen Flash)
The NBA has had a lot of parity recently, with 8 different winners in the last 10 years, with this team being the only one to win multiple
Golden State Warriors
Overwatch's DPS Time Traveler: CRATER
"Money got longer, speaker got louder, car got faster, Turned to a savage, pocket got fatter, she call me daddy"
Lil Uzi Vert
This is the capital of Mohamed Salah's home country
Cairo
Cloud9
From 2010 through 2024, only 4 drivers won the World Driver's Championship: Lewis Hamilton, Sebastian Vettel, Max Verstappen and this one time champion
Nico Rosberg
These scientists are known for looking into space: NO MORE STARS
ASTRONOMERS
"I am a sinner, Who's probably gonna sin again; Lord, forgive me, Lord, forgive me, Things I don't understand"
Kendrick Lamar
Speed was honorary mayor of this city, the capital of Peru
Lima
Barcelona established one of the best midfield trios in history in the mid 2010s, with all three of these players coming from their academy system La Masia
Busquets, Iniesta, Xavi
VALORANT Organization whose core would become G2: DAUGHTER
THE GUARD
"Zamina-mina, zangalewa? This time for Africa"
Shakira
Mohamed Ali and Joe Frazier 3, called the "Thrilla in _" this capital of the Philippines
Manila
Weagle's favorite 2 handed knife skin "Blade of ___" is named after an Egyptian god
Serket/Serqet (Sarmad)
"The Catch" refers to a September 29, 1954 play made by this center fielder who passed away in June 2024
Willie Mays
Where Slimothy will lose all his money spinning in Vegas: LOST CASH IN ME
SLOT MACHINES
"Kiss me beneath the milky twilight, Lead me out on the moonlit floor"
Sixpence None the Richer