Phrases
This 3 word saying, phrased as a question, is used in abundance in response to almost any event.
What is swag me out?
On my 7th birthday, I got a bike helmet in the microwave before school, with the accompanying bike in the garage. What color was my bike?
What is green?
Katie got me this for Christmas in 2018
What is nothing?
The one and only person I've ever punched in the face (so far)
Who is BJ Ringler?
If you don't use this while I'm in the passenger seat, I will let you know.
What is a turn signal?
A common text message response used by me.
What is no response?
On my 21st birthday, I witnessed a man shoplift drinks from the liquor store with a holstered pistol. What bottle of American delicacy did I purchase right after this?
What is Henny?
For the better part of 3 years, I scalped nearly $1000 from what company?
What is Sport Clips?
Growing up a Lions fan, I needed to adopt a second franchise, (this team) out of necessity.
What is The Steelers?
Jersey retailers can eat my shorts for not allowing me to purchase the jersey of this player.
Who is Don Kelly?
2-word phrase used to express solidarity and belonging.
What is My Man!
On my 18th birthday, I was texting Isabel and got kicked out of which teacher's class?
Who is Mr. Lyons?
This person held my hand for the entire mile run so that I wouldn't finish last (I was fat)
Who is Nate?
Known by many and respected by few, an opposing coach once said this to me after skipping off the mound.
What is F*** off kid
The correct response when prompted with "swag me out?"
What is "for sure/I got you"
On my 18th birthday, I left school and bought a pack of swishers that I promptly smoked in the house. What flavor of swisher sweet was it?
What is grape?
I got out of a speeding ticket in 2021 by _______
What is breaking down and crying?
After being denied entry, I snuck into this Kalamazoo establishment twice in one night.
What is The Y bar?
What is Fallout?
My first memory of Lucy the night we got her was _____
What is cleaning up her huge s*** in my bedroom?
The name of my sturdy 2007 Chevy Impala
What is Donny/Adonis?
I would give up smoking, drinking, and video games if it was the only way I could never have to stop ____?
What is knuckle cracking?