Dating History
how many boyfriends, including my current partner, have I had?
3 (we are not counting elijah brouchard from the 5th grade)
A few months after starting my role at UCSF, I was so distressed I developed which GI problem?
Ulcerative Colitis
What side of my head is the scar from the brain surgery?
right side
What was my first major in college
Environmental Science
What sound effect or phrase do I say to clear tension or get peoples attention?
Meow
What are the names of all of my partners (including current)
Larry, Newton, Mitchell
What was the name of the procedure that cured my hydrocephalus? Premeds you should know this!
Endoscopic Third Ventriculostomy
What is the story of the scar on my left shin?
Night at Beaux where a stripper lifted me up and smacked me against the stage!
What was my dream job as a kid
Engineer or Musician both work
My childhood swim instructor came to practice teary eyed one day because her boyfriend had done what?
Killed her tiny dog by stepping on it accidentally :(
Daniel!
I had a cough that lasted 3 years from the ages of 9-12, what did my mother end up finding was the cause of it?
Iron deficiency! (crazy right?)
What is the story of the scar on my left knee?
my dog Eva bit me on accident <3
Which internship in college was the "freakiest"
Docusign
What were the names of the fish I sadly couldn't keep alive for the fish tank?
Calampata and Qooqlonq!
What is my most noticeable red flags as a partner, as I have been told by multiple partners and randos on dates?
I talk like I work in HR!
My family chose Dr. Juan Carlos Miranda Fernandez as my brain surgeon because he was attractive, but before him, there was another surgeon at UCSF who was going to do my surgery. What was his name?
Doctor Philip V. Theodeosopoulos
What is the story of the scar on my chin?
I fell down the stairs oops
Sephora
What is the name of my dream bakery that I shall open one day as an old little lady?
Shanookies.
What were the circumstances of my first kiss?
Jewish kid when i was 5 at Passover seder (I kissed his kneecap, he is now a professional opera singer)
What was the type of nut that I choked on in a movie theater when I was 2 years old? Resulting in my near death and hospitalization.
Walnut in a cookie.
What is the story of the scar on my left ring finger?
I hit it against a cymbal in marching band ouchie!
Which company interviewed me for 4 months before rejecting me after their recruiter found my TikTok days before the final round?
Forward Health (They went bankrupt!)
My sisters and I used to love to play computer games together as kids, name three of those games.
Webkins, Neopets, Club Penguin