New Mem Class
Who has fractured their spine
Patch
Who almost ate a tidepod on retreat
Vincent...
Which Shiftie has stopped a stabbing
Iggy
Who's flight to Cabo got canceled at the airport bc the pilot wasn’t there so they drove to Tijuana for another flight, couldn’t find parking or the road back to California and had no service so we accidentally went into the emergency lane. They let us back in but told us they'd get fined $10K each if we do it again. Flew to Cabo the next morning.
Ria Murali
Who has been in a club for 9 hours straight
Mattice
Who went out with Jennifer Garner's Stepson
Nicole
Who had John Cena follow him on twitter
Om!
Who had dinner with the ex-cmo of roblox over spring break
Tanzil
Who ate bird poop
Vivian
Who has left the following RMP review: “ This class has made me yearn for death multiple times. It has caused mental breakdowns and catalyzed breakdowns in other classes. It will take everything out of you and then more. You will work so much on something and not even be proud of it. THIS CLASS WILL CAUSE PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE AND BEAT YOU DOWN. Be prepared to lose the will to live.”
Naya
Who has done finance bro bible study?
Stuti
Who showed up drunk to fall retreat from the night before?
Lilly (my little I'm so proud)
Who got fired from Turbo AI
Kaitlyn
Who went to a graveyard on Hallow's eve, saw ghosts , got chased by a man, and ended the night with $65 worth of ice cream
Mana
Who has shaken hands with someone on the epstein list and is 2 handshakes away from the man himself
Ryan Nene
Who has a gang affiliated cool chef uncle? Owns a stakehouse now #ontheup
Jenny
Who has Messi's Autograph
Tej
Who Blacked out and broke toenail Two days ago
John Park
who cut their chin open chasing someone for a balloon when they were little, then slipped and fell onto concrete a month ago stealing water balloons
Who is Hamin Jin
Who had the ritz carleton watch their stuff so they didn't have to pay for luggage storage while in Shanghai?
Val - yeah this was anxiety inducing raised cortisol for sure
Who's car gotten broke into and then broke down 30 minutes after?
Who saw their grandpa's EXACT replica in spain. like literally a grandpa of the SAME AGE who looked the EXACT SAME down to the facial birth mark, but he was spanish and this was in spain
Kirti
Who had their dad chase down a member of Why Don't We through Disneyland so they could take a picture with him?
Anika B. - so valid I have a fat crush on those men <3
Who's dad got them a private jet to celebrate my 18th birthday in London.
Aditi Jain
my mom was almost arrested for human trafficking because of me (it was an accident)
Samira