Plot
Antsy and Tilde met at the start of the cruise because of this?
What is she was stealing from his wallet?
A wall of Chest hair, ya!
Who is Gustav?
"We mustn't exaggerate the importance of one well-meaning but misguided youth"
Who is President Obama?
The name for the main navigation room on the Plethora of the Deep.
What is the Bridge?
This object is referenced in the chapter title, Secret Conversations on a Ship in a Bottle with a Dead Guy in the Dark.
What is an old Viking ship?
Howie's name on his totally 'legal' birth certificate.
Who is Francis Howard Bonano?
Who is Hamid?
"You have been a selfish brat since the moment you got on the cruise!"
Who are Antsy and Mr. Bonano?
This us what was special about the jacuzzi that Antsy and Tilde talked in at the start of the book.
What is being on the very tip of the ships bow?
The name of the Iguana referenced in the chapter title, Riches to Rags to Ruins, Featuring Iguana Photo Ops and a Striptease by Yours Truly.
Who is Ignacio?
The amount of people Tilde and Antsy brought onboard the Plethora of the Deep.
What is nine stowaways?
Antsy's nickname for Tilde's father.
"I did not give you permission to use that name!"
Who is Tilde?
The four type of animals on the Plethora of the Deep during Antsy's cruise.
What is Llama, ponies, goats, and Dog?
The party mentioned in the chapter title, No Pillow Fights at this Pajramovic Party refers to this event in the story.
What is Antsy's dinner at the Captains Table?
Howie got Crawley this for his 80th birthday party.
What is High end Binoculars for spying on people?
The CNN reporter who talked about Antsy on the news.
Who is Vanderbilt Hooper?
"Your lucky the captain has a daughter and that she knows the Heimlich maneuver"
Who is Antsy's Mom?
Gustav's 4 digit cabin number hidden inside this code; I Ate one free Boar.
What is 8134?
What are the firework he and his friends set off on the last 4th of July?
The 8 people at the captains table when Antsy ate dinner there.
Who are Enzo, Tilde, The Captain, the CEO of Blather and his date, a scottish man in a Kilt, and the two scary looking old lady twins?
Who is Ann-Marie Delmonico?
"Other peoples misery, loves my company."
The Three themes of the teen lounge on the ship.
What are Fifties diner, sixties hippy, and creepy alien science fiction?
In this alliteration filled chapter title near the end of the book, Howie comes out to Antsy. The chapter title refers to three objects.