Rules of 2(*7*)s
Number 2 that will get you high and make you say "he-he-he".
What is helium?
Medical student sneeze on the beat and make it sicker twice a year at this show.
What is biorhythms?
No one can keep her out, because Shreya will be "in" it soon.
What is internal medicine?
What is M-CAT?
Rule of twos in medicine refers to this condition.
What is Meckels Diverticulum?
If you had his brain medical school might have been easier, but for now you can settle for getting a 500 calorie snack from his namesake.
Where is Einstein (Bagels)?
April showers bring May ____ for Shreya's wardrobe.
What are floral print shirts?
The ideal number of work hours in a week and also the number of UWorld questions certain go getters complete in one block.
What is 40?
A type of wedding or approach to labs in the ED.
What is shot-gun?
The court for this game of love has a width of 27 feet.
An IM speciality not for everyone (like those weak at heart), but if you rotated at the U, you may have been on this special team on floor four.
What is team Braveheart (Cards)?
Troy Bolton and Shreya are both ____.
What are Wildcats?
(Northwestern Wildcats)
Pre 2019 you would associated this famous last name with cereal, now it should make you think of a vital organ (also a vowel).
Who is Kellogg?
Neil Armstrong took one small one of these, but most of us in this room took two.
What is step? What are steps?
(Step exams)
A human ____ is made up of 27 bones.
What is a human hand?
Ironically named stitch to close skin because these athlete's don't move much on TV (at least from what I have seen).
What is a running baseball stitch?
Shreya's "neck" of the woods.
Where is "Nape"-erville?
(Naperville, Illinois)
It can be played inside, or played in outside...but was covered up for the majority of our time here.
What is the Island Drive pool?
An exam that seems like you are advancing technologically for an area where the "sun don't shine".
What is a Digital Rectal Exam?
Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimmy Hendrix all wish they had this ____.
What is their 27th birthday?
As the leaves fall and more kids play outside and injuries occur, its a good thing 99.99% of our class is in this branch.
What is PBC?
Favorite furry friend that definitely won't be "locked out of heaven".
Who is Bruno?
Creepiest picture on UWorld.
What is uterine rupture? There is no debate and only one right answer.
Take a commonly said acronym by college boys after their respective team wins and change the last letter and you would find it also (likely) elevated in that population.
What are LFTs?
(LFG -> LFT)