JB did wash last week. He washed 27 things. Here is the list. He washed 5 pairs of underoos, 8 shirts, 4 pairs of pants, 4 socks. The rest of the things were rags. How many rags did he wash?
6 rags
. If Finnelli ran 15 blocks to Dollar Tree. Then he ran 15 more blocks to the see his Uncle get fired at PepsiCo. How many blocks did Finnelli run all together?
30
77 + 17 =
94
Austin received a baker's dozen of knots on 'is head after a WWF weekend in Rothwell -- how many knots did he get on his noggin?
13
Who are our expert gold diggers?
Mason, Bob, Auggie, Henry, Harry
King Midas wished that everything he touched would turn to __ __ __ __ .
Gold
Boo Bundy had 359 bananas in her home. Bri had 272 bananas. How many more bananas did Boo have?
87
Luke's ex. was playing Super Mario, Short-Attention Span Edition – each game lasts just 25 seconds! Anywho, she came across a puzzle she needed to solve in order to find the key that opens the magic Princess store. The puzzle is shown below. What comes next in the pattern?
Z 1 y 2 X 3 w 4 V 5 u _____ _____ _____ _____
6 T 7 s
JB saw 12 dogs in the park. Then 7 more dogs came to the park. How many dogs are in the park now?
19
49 + 49 + 49 =
147
Luke's ex-wife threw a dozen ostrich eggs at Luke's pickup. How many eggs is that?
12
Who's famous for ripping one during yoga?
Barrett
If you eat radishes, onions, or carrots, what part of the plant are you eating? The R __ __ __ __
roots
If grandpa had 140 vapes, and the teacher took 78 of them, how many vapes did grandpa have left?
62
Oregone found Harper’s stash of cigarettes and flushed them all down the torlet in the 8th grade hallway. There were 10 packs. Each pack had 8 bubble gum cigarettes inside. How many cigarettes did Oregone flush?
80
. Miller had 9 cats in his box. He gave 4 of them to Luke's ex. for some rats. How many cats does Miller have left?
5
107 - 98 =
9
TC and JB had 4 pairs of mittens each. How many mittens is that?
16
Who's famous for doodling on my math papers?
Wells
In what city and country is this located?
Paris, France
The Big Cat had 27 Bey Blades, Bri had 38 Bey Blades, and Luinor had 45 Bey Blades. They wanted to put them together. How many Bey Blades did they have in all?
110
Hot Dog went to the Columbia Mall this weekend and let one rip after eating a bowl of beans and rice. 667 people were there at the Café Court. Paramedics were called and 498 of those people had to be treated for gas inhalation. How many did not have to be treated?
169
. If Q got hit by 7 dodge balls on Tuesday and 10 dodge balls on Friday, how many dodge balls hit Q all together?
17
8 pieholes + 8 pieholes =
16 pieholes
Sherri got 2 cones with triple scoops of chocolate ice-cream. How many scoops of chocolate ice cream is dat?
6 scoops
Who's famous for moving to Texas, Not!
Alex
Finish this song.
All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought 'twas all in fun. P __ __
G __ __ __ The W __ __ __ __ __
Pop goes the weasel!
Bri had 223 Takis in a bag. If she gave 5 kids 7 Takis each, how many Takis does she have left?
188
Bri went through 325 mood changes on Friday when she found a hair in her Ramen noodles, 639 more changes on Saturday when she found out they cancelled all anime, and another 277 changes on Sunday when she heard Mckenna was still alive. How many mood changes did Bri go through in all?
1241
Miller took Bryan’s wheelchair to town. He drove it for 12 blocks to the park. Then he drove it 8 more blocks to his girl friend’s home. How many blocks did Miller drive in all?
20
What number is double 16?
32
Caitlin gave McKenna the "Evil Eye" twice last Wednesday. How many times did she give the "Evil Eye?"
2 times
Who's famous for being THE LOUDEST student in class?
Barret or Auggie
Finish this verse of a popular children's song.
This old man, he played three,
He played knock knack on my ________
knee
Q was playing D and D with Gavin, and Gavin's crack was exposed 120 cm. They continued playing and Gavin's crack was showing 140 cm more. How many cm's of Gavin's crack was showing in all?
269 cm
JB's new dance record, “Shut Your Pie Hole” sold 10 copies at church on Sunday. If he got $8 for each copy, how much money did he make on Sunday?
$80
. Luke's ex. had 18 tiaras on the bed. JB stole 11 of them. How many tiaras did Luke's ex. have left?
7
404 + 808 =
1212
If you see the word, "difference" in a word problem, what do you do?
subtract
Whose famous for catching up on sleep in Fuemmeler's and McKenna's class?
Auggie
What does the saying, "Look before you leap" mean?
Be careful. Think before you rush into something.
Kami has 141 video games, and the store gave her 159 more video games. How many video games does she have in all?
300
200 guests came to Graves' B-day party on Saturday. 99 went home with Ebola after she coughed on them. How many guests were still left at the party?
101
Miller lost 9 games of "Go Fish" on Saturday. Luke's ex. lost 8 games on Sunday. How many games did both students lose lose?
17
212 - 209 =
3
Graves received a half dozen referrals for stepping on McKenna's shoes. How many referrals is dat?
6
Who's famous for not being able to bend his body in any direction during exercises?
Old Man Kale or Old Man Jordan
Name the continent where we would find zebras in the wild.
Africa
Dusty had 100,000 friends last week. 999 people stopped being her friend this week. How many friends does she have left?
99,001