Our Neck of Space
This trinary star system is the closest to our sun at 4.37 light years distance.
What is Alpha Centauri?
It's what crawled up the water spout.
What is Itsy Bitsy Spider?
Instead of "ASAP", doctors say this.
What is "Stat"?
You can't really see Russia, just a bunch of caribou.
What is Juneau (Alaska)?
You lie down for a nap because you are feeling this.
What is knackered?
Like Encke, Swift-Tuttle, and Hale-Bopp.
What are comets?
An animal followed this schoolgirl everywhere.
Who is Mary (had a little lamb)?
What cops call marching Trump or some other crook in handcuffs past the press on the way to jail.
What is "perp walk" (or "frog march")?
Capital of a continent.
What is Canberra (Australia)?
It's what you did to the car if you nicked it.
What is stole it?
Hottest planet in our solar system.
What is Venus?
The story with three bags full of textile fibers.
What is Baa Baa Black Sheep?
The president does not score when carrying this briefcase holding nuclear launch codes.
What is the (nuclear) football?
The syndrome a Swede might develop if kidnapped.
What is Stockholm (Sweden)?
When Hermione 'binned' the spell book pages, she did this to them.
What is threw away?
It's the number of planets in our solar system that have rings.
What is four? (Saturn, Jupiter, Neptune, Uranus)
It was once built up with wood and clay.
What is London Bridge (is falling down)?
Microsoft brought us this unwanted ending, what BSOD stands for.
What is Blue Screen of Death?
Where you might find tiny sausages or the Von Trapps.
What is Vienna (Austria)?
Four letter word for one British pound sterling.
What is a quid?
What the boundary between our solar system and interstellar space is called.
What is the Heliopause?
In this riddle, each sack had seven cats.
What is As I Was Going to St. Ives?
What is "voir dire"?
A type of boot you don't want to step on a kiwi with.
What is Wellington (New Zealand)?
If you tell your story to the Old Bill, you're telling this person.
What is a policeman?