History
Who was the first president?
John A. Macdonald (first president of Canada)
1+1
2
What is Eli's favorite fast food?
Chipotle
Who is the Norse god of thunder who also appears in marvel movies as an Avenger?
Thor
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the rizzest of them all?
Rizz guy
What ended in 1900?
1899
42
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What is Eli's favorite food?
Shrimp alfredo
Who is the Norse equivalent to Zeus, aka the ruler of all God's?
Odin
A man leaves town riding a horse and enters the town riding the same horse, he spent 6 days away from the town, if he left the town on Friday, how is it possible he entered the town on Friday?
The horses name is Friday
Why did Herbert Hoover get elected out of office in 1932?
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What is Eli's name?
Eli
Where did viking warriors go after dying in battle?
Valhalla
A man walks into a bar, what does he get?
A concussion
What day did D-Day, also known as the Normandy Invasion, begin?
June 6th, 1944
8x+4/2+6x
14x+2
How old isn't Eli?
Anything but 12
What is my personal favorite child of Loki?
Jörmungandr
What gets shorter as it gets older?
A candle
What ship did the German battleship Bismarck sink May 24th, 1941?
The HMS Hood
13x-9-1x+19-16x
-4x+10
Eli?
Eli
Who are the children of Loki?
Jörmungandr, Hel, and Fenrir
If you have 13 waffles, and your dog eats a blue tree, how many miles away is the car?
Seven because orange is yellow