Sigmas of the Scrapfest
Revoked Steal
These three players made the most three pointers out of every player last season.
Who are Malik Beasley, Anthony Edwards, and Stephen Curry?
97 OVR
84 Speed
98 Hustle
65 Standing Dunk
95 Pass Acc & Vision
58 Interior & Perimeter Defense
Who is Luka Doncic?
Benjamin Netanyahu's so called "disciple". Leading his team with 25/7/7 this season.
Who is Deni Avdija?
Team name got changed for being too "vulgar"
Who is Logan's Obedient ____ Boys?
Name the second seeds in the East and West last year.
Who are the Houston Rockets and the Boston Celtics?
Who were the Warriors playing when Jimmy Butler was injured?
Who are the Miami Heat?
96 OVR
81 3pt Shot
82 Middy
99 BLK
96 Interior Defense
97 Defensive Rebound
Who is Victor Wembanyama?
First time all-star who for some reason was traded after almost winning MIP last season.
Who is Norman Powell?
Most likely would have won the 24-25 fantasy season if Jewish Magic didn't strike him down
Who is John's Fantastic Faggots?
Who led the league in Plus Minus (+/-) score last season? Bonus points if you tell me what it was (within 1).
Who is Shai-Gilgeous Alexander? (12.1 +/-)
What seed were the Warriors last season? Bonus points if you tell me their win-loss (within 5)
What is the 7th seed? (48-34)
98 Close shot & Midrange
82 3pt
98 Draw Foul
97 Layup
89 Free Throw
98 Offensive Consistency
Who is SGA?
Even though everybody ignored the trade last year, ever since a certain liability on defense was traded, he's averaged 20/3/3 alongside his star wing.
Probably made the worst trades with Steffen last season
Who is Kel's Chinese Temu Workers?
Luka Doncic was traded for AD and Max Christie. Who did the Jazz get in that trade?
Who is Jalen-Hood Schiffino?
The Warriors are currently top 5 in 3 stats this season. Name two.
What are FT%, Assists, or Steals?
89 3pt Shot
91 Close Shot
91 Speed & Agility
97 Vertical
97 Driving Dunk
97 Hustle
(Hint: Jewboy)
Who is Anthony Edwards?
Always beefing with everyone, yet is putting up the numbers to back it up. Averaging 21/3/2 on the wing to help this otherwise mid team fight for the 6th seed in the West.
Who is Dillon Brooks?
Eenie Meenie
Who is Bustin Jieber / Villanova Boys (charles)?
Name the only team to go .500 least season, going 41-41. (Hint: East)
Who is leading the Warriors in rebounds as of February 4th, 2026?
Who is Jonathan Kuminga? (5.8 reb / game)
72 OVR
80 Stamina
86 Hustle
60 Offensive Rebound
68 Defensive Rebound
93 Close Shot
(Hint: Taga Blas)
Who is Gui Santos?
Almost nobody expected THIS much of a jump from him. Averaging 24/4/6 with 45/38 splits, he's the outspoken tank commander over his Finnish teammate.
Who is Keyonte George?