If I pet a sleeping cat, will they purr and be cute? Or will they maul me?
Purr and be cute duh
What does a cat eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies
Is it weird that I talk to my cat like they're a person who understands me?
Maybe?
What color do kittens love the most?
Purrple
I wonder if my cat misses me right now?
No
What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse
What invisible enemy are they always chasing?
I don't know?
What does the cat say after making a joke?
"Just kitten!"
Should I take fewer cat photos or should I just get a phone with more space?
Get a phone with more space!
Free points!
Whoop Whoop!
What are they whining about? They literally just ate.
They're always hungry!
What did the kitten have at their birthday party?
A pounce house
Will I ever be able to train this cat to do anything?
Nah
When will I ever be able to eat in peace again?
If the cat is away, their hair still stays
Can the red dot ever be caught?
No, never
What’s a cat’s favorite sport?
Hair ball
Why do cats stare at absolutely nothing so intently? DO THEY SEE GHOSTS?
Yes
Why am I out of lint rollers now? WHY NOW?
The cat swallowed them
Why are cats weird?
Are cats weird or are humans boring?
Which day of the week do cats love the most?
Caturday