IT’S A TRAP!
If you throw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what does it become?
Answer: Wet.
What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.
What building has the most stories?
Answer: A library.
What kind of band never plays music?
Answer: A rubber band.
What can you catch but never throw?
Answer: A cold.
A man shaves several times a day but still has a beard. Who is he?
Answer: A barber.
What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs
What has a sole and a tongue but never talks?
Answer: A shoe
What kind of lion never roars?
Answer: A dandelion.
What goes through cities and fields but never moves?
Answer: A road.
What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap?
Answer: A bottle.
What has four eyes but still can't see?
Answer: Mississippi - it has 4 letter i"s
What has teeth but cannot bite?
Answer: A comb.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Answer: A palm.
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t alive?
Answer: A glove.
What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
Answer: Your left hand.
What has 13 hearts but no lungs, stomach, or brain?
Answer: A deck of cards.
A man pushes his car up to a hotel and suddenly realizes he's lost everything. What happened?
Answer: He's playing Monopoly
What kind of cup doesn’t hold anything you can drink?
Answer: A hiccup.
What has branches but no leaves, trunk, or fruit?
Answer: A bank.
Two people are born at exactly the same time, on the same day, to the same parents, but they aren’t twins. How?
Answer: They’re two of a set of triplets (or other multiples).
A man goes outside in pouring rain without a hat or umbrella. His clothes are soaked, but not a single hair on his head gets wet. How?
Answer: He’s bald.
A man is looking at a photograph. He says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the photograph?
Answer: His son.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Answer: Short. Add “er” → shorter.
A woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for five minutes, and then hangs him. A little later, they’re sitting together enjoying dinner. How is that possible?
Answer: She took his photograph, developed it, and hung the picture.