Calendar of Chaos
Simon's Greatest Hits
Absolutely Not
Shared Names, Separate Claims
Where in the world was Simon?
100

The date was October 1, 1999.

What is, Simon turned 1 year old?

100

Simon won MVP of Renfrew County schools playing this position.

What is Libero?
100

Simon refuses to eat this delicacy.

What is chocolate?

100

A classic childhood game.

What is Simon Says?

100

Simon goes here when he is off grid.

Where is Bell's Lake?

200

The date was April 27, 2025.

What is, Simon and Madeline got engaged?

200

Simon gave his mom this condition in the womb, almost killing the both of them.

What is Toxemia?
200

A common household chore that Simon has absolutely not done in at least two years.

What is laundry?

200

American singer/songwriter, half of Simon & Garfunkel.

Who is Paul Simon?

200

Locations Simon has lived in chronological order (excluding co-ops).

Where are Haley Station, Waterloo, Montreal, Arnprior, and Renfrew.

300

The date was December 18, 2015.

What was, Simon winning Jag Hunt?

300

Simon consistently wore T Shirts to parties at Jake Mcgrimmon's with this on them.

What is silly cats?

300

Simon got above 80% in every high school class, but absolutely not in...

What is grade 9 French?

300

The body part that Simon Cowell broke in a motor cycle accident in 2020.

What is his back???

300

The city Simon was travelling to when he almost met his pit pocketing fate in Europe.

Where is Athens?

400

The date was April 22, 2023.

What was, Simon becoming a Bells Lake Club member?

400

The name of the program that Simon told people at a Guelph party that he studied, leading to quite the brawl.

What is Feline Gender Studies?

400

Simon's melanin stopped functioning at full capacity at this age.

What is 20 years old?

400

Saint Simon is a commune in this country: ______ and a municipality in this province: ______.

What is France, Quebec?

400

The place where Simon learned to play pool.

Where is Shawville, his grandparents basement?

500

The date was June 5, 2021.

What was, Simon getting his iron ring?

500

Simon helped his landlord in Mtl a lot (RIP), the hobby that this landlord devoted his time to was...

What is 'Belt in a Bottle'?
500

The name of the NuTech employee that absolutely did not do his job, leading to Simon STEALING it.

Who is Kevin? 

500

The decade that the famous retail store, Simons, opened. HINT: It was more than 80 years ago but less than 200 years ago.

What is 1830-140s?

500

When Simon was 11, he went on a trip with a 55 year old female family friend (just the two of them) to this destination.

Where is Orlando, Florida?

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