Fancy Biscuits
Female Dragons
Diarrhea
Monkey Brains
Sexy Vampires
100
I really want to eat some fancy biscuits in London this summer, but my mom says I can't go.
COMPOUND
100
I don't like female dragons, nor do I like any other kind of reptile.
COMPOUND
100
I had diarrhea this morning.
SIMPLE
100
If I could, I'd eat monkey brains every day, but you can't get them in the United States.
COMPOUND-COMPLEX
100
Unless I meet a sexy vampire at least once in my life, my life will never be truly complete.
COMPLEX
200
Because they taste like heaven, my favorite food is fancy biscuits.
COMPLEX
200
I have a pet female dragon, and her name is Persephony.
COMPOUND
200
Whenever I get diarrhea, my mom gives me Pepto Bismol to drink.
COMPLEX
200
Monkey brains actually taste really good with salt and pepper.
SIMPLE
200
One day I will get married to a super sexy vampire in France.
SIMPLE
300
Whose fancy biscuits are these, and can I have one?
COMPOUND
300
Before I take my female dragon out in public, I need to make sure she is well trained, or she might bite someone's head off.
COMPOUND-COMPLEX
300
After I got diarrhea, I totally pooped my pants, but I kept them on anyway.
COMPOUND-COMPLEX
300
If I could, I'd eat monkey brains every day, but my mom says that's too f%@&*ing gross.
COMPOUND-COMPLEX
300
Edward is a sexy vampire, but I think Jacob is sexier.
COMPOUND
400
Can I have one of your fancy biscuits if I give you a dollar?
COMPLEX
400
If I could be any kind of animal, I would be an awesome female dragon!
COMPLEX
400
Unless you don't have diarrhea anymore, you can't come with me to the movies.
COMPLEX
400
Some people say I have monkey brains because I'm not very smort.
COMPLEX
400
There's no such thing as a sexy vampire because vampires aren't real!
COMPLEX
500
I really want to eat some fancy biscuits in London this summer, but my mom says I can't go until I'm 18 years old.
COMPOUND-COMPLEX
500
Maria made lots of new friends when she moved to Laredo this summer.
COMPLEX
500
My mom gives me Pepto Bismol whenever I get diarrhea.
COMPLEX
500
Why do you like monkey brains if they are so gross??
COMPLEX
500
Sexy vampires aren't real; however, I would totally date one if they were real!
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