I Only Eat Stuff from the Internet
In lieu of a sit-down entrée tonight, I’m combining small portions of random snacks into this 2-word meal.
girl dinner
Taylor Swift appeared on the cover of Time magazine with her cat named after this reverse-aging Brad Pitt role.
Benjamin Button
The title of this Netflix drama is a move made to secure the center of the board—saying the kind of board would give way the game.
The Queen’s Gambit
A space ranger with Star Command, he is the mortal enemy of the evil Emperor Zurg.
Buzz Lightyear
“I want pictures of Spider-Man! Shouts J. Jonah Jameson in a meme; this photographer could offer a selfie.
Peter Parker
That’s not Pepto-Bismol on my chicken, it’s this TikTok-famous condiment made with dragon fruit & now available at Walmart.
Demi Moore’s micro-chihuahua Pilaf graced the cover of this digital mag, one letter off from a chic one for humans.
Dogue
Midge Maisel first modeled herself after her mother, Rose, but I found that the relationship that grew more over the run was with her dad, Abe, played by this man. I mean, he’s pretty good at solving mysteries.
Tony Shalhoub
Per Slate, the TikTok dance set to this Weeknd song is done “preferably in formation” by people “flailing their arms & legs together.”
Blinding Lights
This groovy fashion photog & secret agent tells his subjects, “You’re an animal…You’re a tiger! You’re Tony the Tiger!”
Austin Powers
Instead of toast, I’m eating this stuff made of egg whites, once called “TikTok’s dreamiest, fluffiest food trend”.
cloud bread
Serena Williams partially named her dog after this Spanish tennis great—no word whether he’s also great on clay.
Rafael Nadal
“The diplomat” cast 2 vets from this series: Allison Janney & Bradley Whitford as her husband
The West Wing
Who’s the boss? This star of TV and stage. That’s who.
Judith Light
As Leonard in this back-to-front film, Guy Pearce is constantly taking Polaroids to help cope with amnesia.
Memento
I’m buying lots of colas, syrups & dairy-based liquids to make this 2-word type of beverage that Utah’s known about for years.
*dirty soda
George Clooney admitted he once shared a bed with his beloved pet Max, a 300-pound one of these.
Pig (Pot-bellied)
Alex Horne assigned Jason Mantzoukas & 4 others to bring “the best thing for a middle-aged man to keep on his bedside table” on this show.
Taskmaster
Madonna’s only win for VMA Video of the Year came in 1998 with this clip whose first words are “zephyr in the sky at night”.
Ray of Light
Jimmy Stewart plays a nosy shutterbug with a broken leg, and Grace Kelly is his girlfriend in this 1954 Hitchcock classic.
Rear Window
I threw out all my charcuterie; from now on, my only appetizers will be bread smeared across this alliterative type of palette.
*Butter board
Daily Double: Chris Evan’s got a tattoo in tribute to his rescue dog Dodger, who is named for a dog in this 1988 Disney film.
Oliver & Company
She gets one of her juiciest parts as Billy Bob Thornton’s sexy ex on Landman.
Ali Larter
In 2 different roles, Connie Britton helped bring Texas high school football to life in a 2004 film & a later TV show with this title.
Friday Night Lights
A legend of photography, she’s snapped subjects from John Lennon for Rolling Stone to Billie Eilish for Vanity Fair.
Annie Leibovitz