Friends
We were on a break.
Who is Ross?
Captain Dad is just my boss
Who is Amy?
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I dont even know where it is going
Who is Michael?
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, what
Who is Phil?
Sheldon's escaped and is terrorising the village
Who is Leonard?
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You are gonna love it.
Who is Monica?
We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live.
Who is Rosa Diaz?
Did I stutter?
Who is Stanley?
Books? Wake up and smell the internet, Grandma
Who is Luke?
I know you're starving. The neighbors know you're starving. There are starving people in Africa who know you are starving.
Who is Wolowitz?
I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?.
Who is Chandler?
My doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be.
Who is Jake?
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them
Who is Andy?
My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, that's how people grab you
Who is Gloria?
PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!
Who is Amy?
I don't even have a pla.
Who is Phoebe?
If I die, turn my tweets into a book
Who is Gina?
It is raining cats and dogs out there. Holy, moly!
Who is Phyllis?
You know how growing up we all have that voice inside our head that tells us we're not good enough? Well, mine was outside my head, driving me to school
Who is Claire?
I call my Meemaw, Nana and she is going to be very happy to hear my small rock kills your enchanted bunny. Game over, Moonpie
Who is Wil Wheaton?
I just realised I can sleep with my eyes open
Who is Chandler?
Vanilla yogurt is good, but paired with a blueberry yogurt, both of them tastes even better
Who is Terry?
I am a black belt in gift wrapping
Who is Jim?
I want you to go home?
Who is Dylan?
I like all kinds of music, but my favorite genre is free
Who is Staurt?