No one would believe me I didn't get that on video
MTL finds herion needles at their site!
Who is Ramsey Jones?
Student breaks a window at site!
Whomp! Whomp! HA
A kid threw a football and broke a window at site!
EHH, probably but none of us!
You are held hostage by a church group because they refused to leave site. Why? They wanted to give a birthday cake to a specific site baby, but no one could find that site baby.
Who is Cayden Walls
Walking around at site, you or a student finds a rusted or bloodied knife (who knows) and proceeds to pick it up
Who is someone did it I am sure.
You get to site and they immediately kick you out!
What is another MTL?
You get to site and then 10 minutes later get kicked out, just because they did want us their anymore.
Who is Kate Malone
Car breaks down on the side of the road (me too car, me too)
Who is CASPER (whomp whomp)
Student gets stung by bee over 50 times while at site
Who is Cara Couch?
A group leader asked their MTL out, AT SITE
Got to site and realized that the kid in your bible study was not actually your kid, but his IDENTICAL twin brother.
Who is Emma Watson
a student asked me to be their wing man/woman at site for their crush
A students asks you to be her wing man, because obviously thats her CENTRA-BOO!
Who is Wes Earls?
Walks into site, and the nursing home is passing out alcohol, and baby not the wipes!
Who is Emma Watson?
A woman at your site goes into cardiac arrest/heart congestive failure!
What is Emma Watson?
Walk into site- immiedatly get asked "IDK why y'all are here, we HATE MFuge"
Who is Emma Watson, bro I literally was in shock
Street ministry: walking down the street (not in a 64) a girls knocks on a door. Who answers? Naked man!
Who is Emma Watson?