Badly Described Movies
A man commits several airspace violations with a boy scout.
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Simon
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
"For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face."
1 Corinthians 13:12
Two sisters cause a national disaster because one of them can’t control her emotions.
What is Frozen?
Weigh raur yew
Where are you?
Mara
Yes, Naomi changed her name to Mara in Ruth
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
I remember my affliction and my wandering, the bitterness and the gall.
Lamentations 3:19
A girl ignores her mother's warnings and harbors a criminal.
What is Tangled?
saul tuh were kiss grey ate
Saltworks is great!
Shammua
Yee one of the spies sent into Canaan by Moses
Why was the calendar nervous?
Because its days were numbered.
"Many waters cannot quench love, rivers cannot sweep it away."
Song of Solomon 8:7
A group spends 9 hours trying to return jewelry.
What is Lord of the Rings?
camp iceberg hers
Campus Burgers
Lazurus
Nope, it's actually spelt Lazarus
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Clover blooms in the fields; Spring breaks loose, the time is near
Tay Tay, ivy
Everyone tries the ice bucket challange.
What is the Titanic?
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TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Sandishka
Nope but it sounds like a fun dance move :D
Why did the belt get arrested?
Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
"Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing."
T Swizzle, Long Story Short