Badly Described Movies
A boy beats up two men at Christmas and the police arrest the men instead.
What is Home Alone?
No cap
I'm telling the truth
Adam
Well yeah
"For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face."
1 Corinthians 13:12
Abram
Abraham
Prince gets blamed for a murder he didn’t commit and runs away to eat bugs.
What is The Lion King?
Cooked
You are going to fail
Philemon
Yessirrr
“I have loved you, my people, with an everlasting love. With unfailing love I have drawn you to myself."
Jeremiah 31:3
Saul
Paul
A man destroys a town and then falls in love with the hotel manager.
What is Cars?
crash(ing) out
Getting extremely frustrated
Telemachus
you odyssey that it's not in the bible woahhhhh
"The more that you say, the less I know. Wherever you stray, I follow."
T Swizzle- willow
Simon
Peter
A man spends an unreasonable amount of time looking for his boat.
What is Pirates of the Caribbean?
Aura Farming
Being super cool essentially
Habakuk
Nope, it's actually spelt Habakkuk
"You keep track of all my sorrows. You have collected all my tears in your bottle. "
Psalm 56:8
Naomi
Mara
Divorced parents discover that their children have been running a long-term conspiracy.
What is the The Parent Trap?
Glazing
Praising someone way too much
Zerachiell
Nahhhhh gottem
"Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing."
T Swizzle, Long Story Short
Joseph
Zaphenath-Paneah