Pre-Calculus
Eli Observation Science
Quora's Religious Babies
Biotechnology & Genomics
Ornithology (Birds in Answer)
100
The amount of DA students needed to change a lightbulb is given by the absolute value of the reciprocal of the sum: 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ... = S which can be calculated using the analytic continuation of the Riemann zeta function at -1. How many DA students are needed to change a lightbulb?
12
100
This Eli(zabeth) was the second queen of England.
Queen Elizabeth the 2nd
100
Atheists, imagine you are teleported with a Christian baby a mile above ___ _____, and you only have time to either teach the baby how to dive or prepare to dive yourself. Would you save the baby?
the ocean
100
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
To find the expression levels of large amounts of genes simultaneously, scientists typically use this technology that is also equivalent to the metric prefix for 10^-6 concatenated with the Java programming structure representing a list.
Microarray
100
Very serious sin (___ Sin)
Cardinal Sin
200
If your money compounds at a rate of r=1 per year, how long will it take for your money to double?
Infinitely long
200
Eli Lilly is famous for founding this type of company
Pharma
200
Atheists, imagine you’re a famous ______ _____ and are about to hit the winning strike. Accidentally, the thrower tosses a Christian baby at you. Would you still hit the baby out of the stadium and win millions, or save the Christian baby?
baseball player
200
What is the starting codon of a messenger RNA called?
A start codon
200
Fool's errand (Wild ___ Chase)
Wild Goose Chase
300
If you could be any function, what function would you be and why?
TBA
300
What did Eli Whitney invent?
The cotton gin
300
Christians, imagine this situation: You see a man holding a gun to an atheist baby’s head. The only way to save the baby is to renounce Christianity, at which point _____ ______ will evolve the baby to be bulletproof. What do you do?
Charles Darwin
300
Let's say hypothetically for the sake of argument you were an adenine nucleotide being copied into an RNA strand. Your clone would be this nucleotide.
Uracil
300
Segregation system in the southern U.S. (Jim ___)
Crow
400
What two quadrants is function ln(x) entirely contained in?
bottom right and top right
400
This Eli(zabeth) attracted controversy on the 2020 campaign trail after claiming that she was Cherokee because she had "at least five genetic segments that are Native American in origin at high confidence."
Elizabeth Warren
400
Atheists, imagine you're _____ _____ with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?
going skydiving
400
A christian baby threatens to turn you into an amino acid unless you renounce atheism. You are not willing to do so but can pick the amino acid. Which amino acid would you like to become and why?
TBA
400
Early warning system (____in a Coal mine)
Canary
500
Please decompose the partial fraction
2x / ((x+1)(x-1))
1/(x+1) + 1/(x-1)
500
Eli(za) ____ was the wife of a famous federalist and secretary of the treasury. She also created the first privatized orphanage.
Hamilton
500
Atheists, imagine you went ______ ______. Suddenly, a Christian baby with a pair of scissors threatens to cut the rope. Would you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior?
bungee jumping
500
In 2024 George Santos discovered the new planet "Santo," the 6th planet from the sun. He claims that on this planet, codons contain
nucleotides where n = the number of nucleotides in a codon on earth. How many nucleotides does a codon on Santo have?
9
500
Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale (The ugly _____)
Duckling