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There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
The two were married.
If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors generally are never buried.
“Penguins flies” or “A Penguin flies”
Answer: Neither. Penguins don’t fly.
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
All the months have 28 days.
What do you always see at the beginning of a parade?
The letter p
What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
The hat gets wet.
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don’t drown!
How many sides does a circle have?
Two. An inside and an outside.
How many animals did Moses take into the ark?
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None, because it was Noah who built and loaded the ark.
None, because it was Noah who built and loaded the ark.
Question: If you divide 30 by half and add ten, what do you get?
70. Half is .5. If you divide 30 by 0.5, you get 60. Add ten and you have 70.
How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
None, or it wouldn’t be a hole.
If you imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
Stop imagining.
If Devon Winters bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor.
There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?
None of them, because policemen do not put out fires; firemen do.
It was a Sunday morning. Father was getting the mail, mother was in the kitchen cooking breakfast, little brother was playing Nintendo, big brother was playing the guitar, little sister was playing with dolls, and big sister was listening to music. Then everyone went into big sisters room and she was murdered! Who murdered her?
The father because it was a Sunday and no one gets mail on Sunday!
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Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
Because he’s not dead yet.
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
It didn’t roll – roosters don’t lay eggs.