Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
An Onion
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Do you want to hear my problems?
GETHER GETHER
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
What was SLAC's first service project?
Pop tab contest!!
Two coins add up to 30 cents. One isn't a nickel. What are they?
A quarter and a nickel. The question said only one isn't a nickel.
What happens once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in one hundred years?
The letter "M"
give get | give get | give get | give get
Who can finish a book without finishing a sentence?
A Prisoner
May 19th at 6:00 PM
What always ends everything?
The letter "G".
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
The Post Office
JOBINJOB
In between jobs
What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
How many Harry Potter books are there ?
7
what kind of coat is best put on wet?
A coat of paint.
What is as light as a feather but even the strongest man cannot hold it for long?
Breath
DOX DOX
Paradox
Two fathers and two sons walk into a candy store. They each buy something for $0.50 but they only spent $1.50. How is that possible?
One grandfather, one father and one son
Who holds the record for winning the most Oscars?
Walt Disney -22 times
I've got teeth, but I can't bite. I am the guardian of your house. You wont leave home, or come home, without me. I'm not loyal. Leave me behind and I'll let the next man enter. What am I?
A Key
What letter is missing here
J__MAMJJASOND?
The letter "F". These are the first letters of each month of the year.
1.glance 2. 3.glance 4.glance
Without a second glance
The following number is the only one of its kind. Can you figure out what is so special about it? 8,549,176,320
All digits are in alphabetical order.
1993