The Sloane Zone
This famous influencer babysat Bitsy while Sloane was in Cabo Wabo.
Who is Jake Shane?
The boy who Sloane notoriously spent the first weeks of our summer vacation to make up hours missed at MHS so that they could pass the school year.
Who is Kevin Cole?
This British boy flew across the pond to visit Sloane and attend the Houston Rodeo.
Who is FREDDIE!!!?
What is Brandy Melville?
This boy was Sloane's first hookup with her gorgeously lifted tatas.
+100 Bonus points: Where this hookup occurred.
Who is Hudson Marix?
What is the Genung guest room? (which Sloane decorated).
This addition to Sloane's first car brought EDM joyrides to the next level.
What are subs?
This weather event left Sloane without power and unable to contact Neil for 72 hours.
What is Hurricane Beryl?
Sloane bought this gift for herself while purchasing a bulk order of fake ID's for her fellow 15 year old classmates.
What is a rolly rolly?
Sloane's #1 least favorite channel on cable/standard television.
What is ESPN?
In the SBISD school system, a student is allowed to miss a maximum of this many days before that are deemed ineligible to graduate onto the next grade.
What is 18 school days? (186 hours)
An F1 driver gifted this piece of designer jewelry to Sloane.
What is a Van Cleef & Arpels Bracelet?
This Mustang Sweetheart leader got into it with Sloane, threatening escalation with school officials.
Who is Missy Elliott?
This Formula One team is the biggest rival of the team which Sloane's F1 friend drives for. :)
What is Ferrari?
Sloane coerced Alexa and Mary to this Houston club on a Thursday night in High School.
What is Club Cle?
This boy was Sloane's date to senior prom.
Who is Ty Baldwin? (Ship)
During Sloane's semester at sea voyage, her friends surprised her with t-shirts on her birthday sporting this slogan.
"Pink Sloaney Club"
Sloane worked this job in this city as her first job after graduating college.
What is an au pair in London, UK?
Sloane partook in these two vices during a lunch period at MHS and had to depart for the day.
What are Xanny & Red Wine?
What is San Francisco, California?
This statement, yelled during the lunch period, got Sloane sent to the principal after Trump's 2016 victory.
'Donald Trump is my savviiooorrr'!