She is so schmur
This durg is the schmurest of the durgs
who is da sloan?
You might not believe it, but the schmurdurg has won an award for chewing these.
What are tampons?
This is where da meats come from
What is metal box?
This is a stick shaped b-a-l-l, often found at the dog park.
What is a stick?
Pulling from the title of an Irving Stone novel, these are how Bewoved described the Globe's newsroom on election night.
What are Agony and Ecstasy?
This is what the durg needs most of the time
What is a noseboop?
This chewable is good for most teeth - unfortunately, not a schmurdurg's.
What is mouthguard?
This is a valuable kibble flavourant that tastes like fish.
What are Tuna Juices?
This launches b-a-l-ls at the beach.
What is a chuck-it?
Owned by ESPN, this was the predecessor to The Ringer.
What was Grantland?
Unlike what a white durg might have, this is far from an indicator of surrender.
What is a tail flag?
Some might say the durg was "on a roll" while chewing this - but her hoomans were not.
What is the desk chair?
This is what bewoved does to meats when they are too spicy for a sweet sweet girl
What is baby birding?
This b-a-l-l is not meant for a schmurdurg! It is meant for golf!
What is a frisbee?
Getting his start in the musical You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown, this actor when on to act in both the movie and TV show M*A*S*H.
Who is Gary Burghoff?
The sibling of the schmurdurg
Who is the schmurjax?
Nobody's quite sure why the durg does this - maybe because it works on other durgs, maybe because she's paid by Scotiabank.
What is a credit check?
This is the appropriate time to feed a schmurdurg da meats.
What is anytime, hooman?
This launches b-a-l-ls down the hill at the farm
Who is grandma?
This closer led not just the Blue Jays but the entire American League in saves back in '87.
Who is Tom Henke?
What is the bonus bean?
What is the Criterion Collection?
This is the ideal accompaniment for da meats
What are da cheeses?
I want it so bad. Please. Human. Let me have it. I know it's bad. pppppplease
Would you like a tennis ball, Sloan?
The Western Gazette began its existence as a handwritten literary journal in 1906, titled this.
What is In Gap and Gown?