It Happened on this Vacation
On this vacation, This Small Family Member knocked a small, cute Asian boy down while he fought with his brother.
Where is Seattle?
Expelliarmus!!!
What is the Harry Potter Phase?
Reuben
This family member just wants to talk a few minutes of Parsha
Who is Abba?
It's because of the left
Who is Reuben?
Mommy's sister's daughter's brother
Who is Julian?
We were vacationing where when a particularly grumpy child smacked an alligator.
Where is Florida?
Also excepted is Where is Parrot Jungle?
Do a Mitzvah Here, do a Mitzvah there
What is Uncle Moishe?
Ben
Can we Bench, Can we Bench
Who is Nathan?
Buffet
Abba's oldest sisters, oldest daughter, oldest son
Who is Tzvi
We were so careful, but a few family members joined the pandemic numbers and got covid during this vacation?
Where is Panama?
During this phase, we were dragged to a famous ice cream store named Afters.
What is Phase Rug?
I'm so tired, can I go to sleep?
Who is Eliana?
I'm so stressed
Who is Eliana?
Ben's youngest brother's, oldest cousin's, wife's daughter
Who is Miriam?
This child (who will remain nameless) got so excited on a ride during this vacation he pooped his pants.
Where is Los Angeles?
Also excepted, Where is Universal Studios
During this phase, Eliana's movements often mimicked that of a seizure.
What is tik tok?
Despite trying, he still hasn't mastered explaining to his family what LGBTQ+ means,
Who is Ben?
You are the most handsome boy I have ever seen.
Who is Mommy to Haimish?
Jake Freid's youngest brother's, mother's, father's first cousin.
Who is Rossy?
We were brave to try, but once we got going we were all crying and hugging a beam while Abba smiled and waved.
Where is Park City Utah?
During this phase, mommy could be heard grunting while exercising.
What is the Class?
He spends the meal staring you down, watching every move you make
Who is Haimish?
Big Lie and the Big Ten
Who is Nathan?
Who is Uncle Irwin?