My Man JC
... By The Numbers
Saints
Holidaze
The Goy Monster
100
This is what Jesus made at parties out of nothing but water.
What is wine.
100
This is the number of each animal that was brought aboard Noah's Ark.
What is 2.
100
This saint is the namesake of your school.
Who is St. Martin.
100
This holiday celebrates the birth of Jesus.
What is Christmas.
100
This is the Mrs. Goy's husband.
Who is Eddie.
200
This was Jesus's father's recognized profession.
What is a carpenter.
200
This was the number of commandments brought down from the mountain by Moses.
What is 10.
200
This saint was the husband of Mary, mother of Jesus.
Who is St. Joseph.
200
This is the holiday which the church remembers all the dead.
What is Halloween.
200
As a child, Mrs. Goy gave these household items interesting names while playing with them like dolls.
What are 2 liter bottles of soda.
300
This is the place where Jesus walked for 40 days.
What is the desert.
300
This is the number of original Apostles.
What is 12.
300
This saint was captured and taken as a slave at the age of 16.
Who is St. Patrick.
300
This holiday recognizes the resurrection of Jesus.
What is Easter.
300
As a child, this is the worst known thing Mrs. Goy did to a babysitter.
What is a bite to the cheek.
400
This is the birthplace of Jesus.
What is Bethlehem.
400
Judas betrayed Jesus in exchange for this many silver pieces.
What is 30
400
This is the patron saint of animals.
Who is St. Francis.
400
This is the day we remember the death of Jesus on the cross.
What is Good Friday.
400
This was Mrs. Goy's favorite soda as a kid.
What is Pepsi.
500
This is considered to be the primary language that Jesus spoke.
What is Aramaic.
500
This is the number of miles that Mary, mother of Jesus, traveled from Nazareth to Bethlehem whilst she was pregnant.
What is 70.
500
He's considered to be the first bishop and pope by the Roman Catholic church.
Who is St. Peter
500
This is the day before Lent begins.
What is Mardi Gras.
500
This date is Mrs. Goy's birthday.
What is January 10th.
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