(from abby) if auntie jess murdered treyson, what would it be called?
what is nepoticide (murder of a nephew)
how many years have treyson and savannah been together
what is 6 (almost 7)
who is STILL the only grandkid to not be valedictorian
still abby!
this is how many colonoscopies the durrant family has had all together
what is 3
"i will trade you wood and wheat for chapstick"
who is uncle mike!
how many matching t-shirts do uncle mike and weston have?
what is 2!
this is the full name of madeline's major in college
what is psychology and communicative sciences and disorders
who did papa chase after with only a pistol on his hip on the cursed trip to the cabin in march of 2020
who is abby (carrying tire chains)
the power went out at the airbnb when all the adults went out to dinner in costa rica for this reason
what is the monkeys playing on the power lines
who is treyson
most recently, madeline left the bird nest in the smith's car at what family event?
what is grandpa d's funeral (rip 😔)
this is how many canines quinn has
what is 5!
it was these years that we went to maui
what is 2013, 2015, and 2017
what were all the vehicles that got stuck in the snow during the cabin fiasco of '20
what is a toyota highlander with a uhaul behind it, an ancient caterpillar, papas gmc truck, micahs dodge (x3), and everyones dignity
"im getting new toe hairs" *as they put their foot on the dinner table"
who is weston
where tf did the bird nest come from
i have no idea
his junior year of high school, treyson placed __ at state for wrestling
5th (flop)
how many smith kids have been sent to the hospital by injuries from stools in palm desert?
what is 2 (ellison and weston)
how many bedrooms are in the iconic nighthawk drive crib (aunt vickeys house)
4!
"play a ten or die"
who is jessa
this is how many times Ellison has mentioned her cousins on her instagram page
what is zero....
how many stop lights are in abby's town in vermont?
what is zero
what is the record for most eaten papacakes and who set the record?
who is treyson with 33
what game do you REALLY want to sit next to papa in?
what is swoop!
"i dont believe in red heads"
who is uncle mike