PS11
Summer
Misc.
Jokes
100

What is the name of our custodian?

Jose

100

Name a beach in NY

Jones Beach, Rockaway, Coney Island, Brighton, Orchard..

100

What planet is closest to the sun?

Mercury

100
How do you get a tissue to dance?

Put a little boogy in it!

200

What was the name of the 5th Grade show this year?

Wizard of Oz

200

What day did summer officially start?

June 20th

200

What is the first series book we read this year?

Ready Freddy

200

What makes an octopus laugh?

Tentacles


(Ten Tickles)

300

Who teaches in 2-307?

Ms. Labombarda

300

What do you wear on your skin to protect it from the sun?

Sunscreen

300

What bird has wings but can not fly?

Penguin

300

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

400

How many floors are in PS11?

6 (including the basement)

400

What is the sport that is played in the summer?

Baseball

400

What color did Mr. Bender dye his hair for the reading challenge?

Pink

400

Why can't Elsa have a balloon?

Because she will "let it go!"

500

Who takes cares of the chickens in the chicken coop?

Ms. Debbie

500

Name an annoying summer bug

Bee, Fly...

500

What is Mr. S' dogs name?

Charlie

500

Where do cows go on a Friday night?

To the MOOvies!

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