Animal (Selling You) Products
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This giant bear's fast food chain is committed to keeping you in the dark about the authenticity of its distinctly asian offerings

What is Panda Express

400

This mobile phone provider shamefully declined to make its mascot the creature featured in its company name for fear of spooking prospective customers

What is Cricket Wireless

600

Because this crustacean restaurants mascot probably wouldn't survive if it were named after the actual color of the creature in question: 'greenish-brown' this

What is Red Lobster

800

This brands name might suggest it has a slaughterhouse full of stampeding, Pegasus like creatures slain for their airborne parts. Featuring bone-in and boneless offerings!

What is Buffalo Wild Wings

1000
Regrettably, these orange/yellow machines don't come with a metamorphosis feature granting the user temporary darkness producing brilliant colors and a completely different physical form. Can you say false advertising?

What is Caterpillar

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