Animal (Selling You) Products
This giant bear's fast food chain is committed to keeping you in the dark about the authenticity of its distinctly asian offerings
What is Panda Express
The Machinist! Ford vs Ferrari! Thor: Love and Thunder! Batman!
Who is Christian Bale
Its the art of combining spirits, juices, syrups, and bitters in a drinking class in order to stimulate the tongue with previously uncharted flavors. Intoxication may or may not result
What is Mixology
No Baseball Hat
What is No Cap
A live streamer tried to eat this hyper-intelligent creature while it was still living, but paid for it when the creature was unwilling to let go of her face
What is an Octopus
This mobile phone provider shamefully declined to make its mascot the creature featured in its company name for fear of spooking prospective customers
What is Cricket Wireless
He stars in the 90's banger 'Broken Arrow' opposite one of Scientologies most visible adherents
Who is Christian Slater
Adhering to a strict regime of Korean skincare will almost gaurentee you'll never need to visit someone of this profession
What is Dermatology
Mind Decay
What is Brain Rot
It was made into a glass drinking cup and intentionally understocked at Starbucks in order to generate faux-scarcity, resulting in viral content featuring customers battling over ownership of this fuzzy animal
What is a Bear (or glass bear)
Because this crustacean restaurant probably wouldn't survive if its mascot were named after the actual color of the creature in question: 'greenish-brown' this
What is Red Lobster
The Little Mermaid! The Ugly Duckling! Thumbelina!
Who is Hans Christian Andersen
It doesn't mean you chronically visit animals in captivity like the name implies, but you'll be seeing a lot of them!
What is Zoology
Sliced!
This monster card game has been all but destroyed by scalpers unboxing card packs by the hundreds with the hope of unwrapping rares under the watchful eye of jealous haters
What is Pokemon
This brands name might suggest it has a slaughterhouse full of stampeding, Pegasus like creatures slain for their airborne parts. Featuring bone-in and boneless offerings!
What is Buffalo Wild Wings
Its Sauvage featuring Johnny Depp, Its ROUGE with Jenna Ortega, its even one of the late Pop Smoke's most popular songs
Who is Christian Dior
This 2002 real-time strategy game lets you command pantheon themed armies in order to resolve an unimportant question: Whos fictional god reigns supreme? Drawing from several cultures this
What is Mythology
Trapped Inside
What is Locked In
What is Looksmaxxing
What is Caterpillar
A cameo as herself in Gilmore Girls left Rory speechless in the presence of this four time Peabody award winning British-Iranian journalist
Who is Christiane Amanpour
This 2023 B-Movie title tagline states the following: "No Ifs, No Ands, Only Butts". Arrrgh!
What is Bootyology
Sure person born between 1946 and 1964!
What is OK Boomer
This viral sauce named for the color it shares with Barbies car blew up on TikTok before disappearing suddenly on behalf of customers receiving a grey, rancid version instead. Its not grey sauce!
What is Pink Sauce