Animals
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Dino - Snore
What type of train has a cold?
Achoo choo train
What is a ghost favorite dessert?
I Scream!
Why would a banana need medicine?
It is not peeling well.
What is known at the king of school supplies?
The Ruler
What does a cow do for fun?
It goes to the Moooovies!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What type of cheese belongs only to me?
NACHO cheese
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why do we call seagulls, seagulls?
If they lived by the bay, they would be called Bagels!
What type of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast Food
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They are too cheesy.
How do you make straight A's in school?
You use a ruler.
What do you call a dancing cow?
A milkshake!
What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A staircase
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
It was a little chicken.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon - Aid
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Quit going in circles and get to the point
What do you call two monkeys who share one Amazon account?
PRIME mates
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What did the hamburger buy his wife on Valentine's Day?
An onion rings!
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
At SUNDAE school
Why did the boy eat his math homework?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake.