SGV Business
FOR LIFE
FOR LIFE
We can ship business products to this many countries.
One
The easiest animal to make.
Balloon snake
He has purchased a whopping FORTY TWO pairs of sneakers in the last six months.
MATHEW!
He'll let you know not to bother him, so make sure to tell the baby!
Rattlesnake
They want you to "Rock and Roll All Nite"
KISS
These in-store devices shoot Spatial Video.
Apple Vision Pro, 15 Pro, 15 Pro Max.
You're riding high, even if you're a basket case, in this not-so-modern marvel.
Hot Air Balloon
This SGV giant has visited 10 countries, worked in four (!) Apple Stores, and owns a partridge in a pear tree.
Anthony!
These guys have a sharp-looking tail that might rock you, like a hurricane.
Scorpions
You may have countertops made out of this in your home, especially if you're from New Hampshire.
Don't do it! This is why you should never book a DEMO Custom Online Store order.
The store is active!
Sometimes mistaken for a UFO, these tell you if there is rain falling on the plain in Spain.
Weather Balloon
He used to teach computer classes ... and now a former student is a Genius Admin in his store!
RONNIE!
She could tell you the time, but you might want to call her for that information.
Black Widow
This band Slashed it's way to popularity in the early 1990s
Guns N' Roses
These two systems should be combined like Mac & Cheese.
Custom Online Store and iSell.
You're the life of the party if you suck the air out of this.
Helium Balloon
He finished bartending school and can make you a mean Arnold Palmer. He's rusty now, so don't ask for a Fuzzy Navel!
CHIN!
These jab you with microscopic lances. At least a shark shows you its teeth!
Jellyfish
These are traditionally a girl's best friend.
Not you, Karen!
Diamonds
These are always a great idea to have when you are making those Auto Task calls!
Voicemail scripts
Ya know, finding fun ballon facts is hard. So I'm going to need you to just say "Balloon."
Balloon
A regular Evil Knievel, this SGV superstar sometimes rocks a motorcycle ... handy for getting around in the Metaverse, too!
BENNY!
Annelids are also called these. They feature four jaws, like a boss-level vampire.
Bloodworms
The lead guitarist of this band often dons a schoolboy uniform.
AC/DC