LIL SUS
Before the drama, before the boys… there was this beloved childhood dog.
Who is Tessie z"l?
Fresh off the market and newly married in New Orleans, this former flame was Susie’s very first high school love.
Who is Harrison Bamel?
Modern romance at its finest: Susie met her future husband on this dating app.
What is Bumble?
Between Serena and Susie, this twin is older.
Who is Serena?
When Susie and Seth first met, she and the girls lived across from this Denver hotspot.
What is Wash Park?
This legendary nickname defined an era—equal parts chaotic, iconic, and slightly concerning.
What is “Sloozy”?
This ex didn’t just leave memories… he left a full-blown scene at a Nantucket bar.
Who is Jordan?
Seth locked it down with a proposal at this scenic location.
What is Green Mountain?
During COVID, Susie formed a deep, emotional bond with this humble pantry staple.
What is instant ramen?
This retro fitness craze became a cornerstone of Susie’s Denver lifestyle.
What are Jane Fonda workouts?
Plot twist: Susie transferred high schools. She left Newton South for this institution.
What is Middlesex?
Long before the chaos, there was innocence. Susie’s very first official boyfriend was this guy.
Who is Tyler Bogart?
At first glance, Susie had this very accurate read on Seth.
What is “he’s obsessed with me”?
In a feat of endurance that borders on unhinged, Susie once accomplished this coast-to-coast journey after deciding to go only a few weeks earlier.
What is biking across the country?
Susie’s corgi traces his roots back to this Colorado city.
What is Boulder?
Susie survived (and thrived at) two sleepaway camps—name one for the points… name both for glory.
What is Waklo? (Bonus: What is Eisner?)
This recently born ex-fling had everyone doing the math… Samer entered the world in this year.
What is 2000? (Guesstimate)
On many a bike ride together, this emotional ritual makes an appearance.
What is Susie crying?
If you were online in the golden era, you’d get XDs and <3s from this AIM icon.
What is @suzyyy4060?
With her freakish strength, Susie broke this kitchen appliance.
What is the microwave handle?
This activity somehow resulted in a baseball-to-teeth injury.
What is reading a book at Dan’s little league game?
In a bold display of romance (or poor judgment), Susie had a one-night rendezvous in Newton’s Cold Spring Park with this lad.
Who is Ross Barlow?
Competing for #1 in Seth’s heart… this lifelong obsession may outrank even Susie.
What is the British Royal Family?
Susie’s bat mitzvah theme featured this truly elite party element.
What is a Red Bull shot bar?
Attention to detail: this is the exact number of “O”s on Susie’s Subaru license plate.
What is 5?