THINK TWICE
If you have one match and enter a dark room with a candle, a fireplace, and a lamp, What do you light first?
The match.
You buy a rooster for $10.
Sell for $15.
Buy again for $20.
Sell again for $25.
Profit?
A) $5
B) $10
C) $15
B) $10
Mary’s father has 5 daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter?
Mary.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: Towel.
Name 3 consecutive days without saying:
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Answer:
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
A father and son are in a car accident. The father dies. The boy is taken to hospital. The surgeon says: “I can’t operate. That’s my son.” How?
The surgeon is his mother.
How many months have 28 days?
Answer: 12
A plane crashes exactly on the border. Where do they bury survivors?
Nowhere.
What has hands but cannot clap?
Answer: Clock.
There are 3 apples. You take away 2. How many do you have?
Answer: 2
How many birthdays does the average person have?
A) 1
B) One each year
C) Depends
Only one "birth" day.
A farmer has 17 sheep.
All but 9 run away.
How many remain?
Answer: 9
You pass the person in second place. What place are you now?
Answer: Second.
What has many keys but opens no doors?
Answer: A piano.
What has a neck but no head?
Answer: Bottle.
Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly
There are 5 birds on a fence.
You scare away 2.
How many are left?
0... the other fly away too.
A rooster lays an egg on a roof. Which side does it fall?
Answer: Roosters don’t lay eggs.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. Stayed 3 days.
Left on Friday. How?
Answer: Horse named Friday.
What belongs to you but other people use it more?
Your name.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Answer: 9.
What can travel around the world while staying in one corner?
Answer: A stamp.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M.
I have cities but no houses, rivers but no water, forests but no trees. What am I?
Answer: A map.