Stuff The Kids Will Learn
Lesson Planning
Standards & Students
Preteen Nonsense
100

A STANZA in a poem is similar to a ____________ in an essay.

What is a PARAGRAPH?

100

TSWBAT is an abbreviation standing for this.

What is THE STUDENT WILL BE ABLE TO?

100

These are formal plans that schools develop to give kids with disabilities the support they need.

What are 504 PLANS?

100

This is the US state that students are weirdly and inexplicably obsessed with. Jake and Logan Paul are from here.

What is Ohio?

200

When students quote another work of writing they must include a ______________ citation?

What is PARENTHETICAL?

200

You start with a ____________ and craft an ______________ that can be achieved with your lesson (hopefully).

What is a STANDARD and an OBJECTIVE?

200

IEP stands for this, it is developed by teachers and faculty to best help a struggling student to improve their ability to learn while at school.

What is INDIVIDUALIZED EDUCATION PLAN?

200

The only toilet that Junior High kids care about.

What is SKIBIDI TOILET?

300

Alliteration, Personification, and Metaphor are all examples of this.

What is FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE?

300

When making a lesson plan you must make sure the amount of students meeting the objective is this.

What is MEASURABLE?

300

As a __________ ___________ you are legally obligated to report any suspected abuse toward any child in your school.

What is a MANDATORY REPORTER?

300

Rizz is short for this.

What is CHARISMA?

400

Often times you will ask the kids to describe this in a text. It's sort of about vibes and feelings you get while reading.

What is TONE or MOOD?

400

This is the part of a lesson plan that goes at the beginning and ideally gets the students connecting to the topic at hand for the day. 


Hint: Two words

What is an ANTICIPATORY SET?

400

The standardized test English students take in March/April of any given year. It has a writing and a reading segment.

What is the AASA (Arizona's Academic Standards Assessment)

400

If a student takes a portion of food from another student they sometimes refer to it as this. It's named after a popular streamer on Twitch.

What is a FANUM TAX?

500

There are 3 types of essays students are expected to write. Explanatory, Argumentative, and this. 

Hint: Side by Side

What is COMPARE and CONTRAST?

500

These are ways that you alter/adjust the lesson plan to suit students who might struggle or need additional help.

What are ACCOMMODATIONS?

500

When students write an essay the Arizona State Standards say students need to be able to identify this trinity. P___________ A______________ T_________

What are PURPOSE AUDIENCE and TASK?

500

Two words that start with the letter D that preteens struggle mightily to regularly use. One concerns your nostrils and the other the students behavior.

What are DEODORANT and DISCIPLINE?

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