Woah-man
After her husband died, this woman remained with her mother-in-law instead of returning to her own people, eventually becoming an ancestor of David.
Who is Ruth?
“Almost done, can you pass the next brick.”
”¿Que?”
”What?”
What is the tower of Bable?
This king became the first ruler of the ten-tribe kingdom after the nation split following Solomon's death.
Who is Jeroboam?
This prophet discovered that animal abuse is bad when the donkey starts speaking to him. Surprised it took that long
Who is Balaam?
I was Moses' older brother and became Israel's first high priest.
Who is AAron?
This woman was married to Nabal, whose foolishness nearly brought disaster on his household; after Nabal died, she became David's wife
Who is Abigail?
Prime example of how ignoring a weather forecast can and will get you killed
What is Noah’s ark?
This king of Judah was only eight years old when he began reigning and later initiated a major campaign to cleanse the land of idolatry
Who is Josiah?
This man survived a storm, being barfed up, and many other things but the death of a plant is enough to beg jehovah to kill him
Who is Jonah?
I was a young man from Lystra whose mother was Jewish and whose father was Greek. Paul later took me along on his missionary work.
Who is Timothy?
This prophetess was the wife of Shallum and was consulted when the newly discovered book of the Law was brought to King Josiah.
Who is Huldah?
Couple decides a talking noodle is a great thing to take advice from, discoveries nudity, and immediately get really uncomfortable
what is Adam and eve?
This Israelite king murdered his predecessor, seized the throne, and then established a dynasty that lasted four generations.
Who is Jehu?
Teens can be cruel, mocking this man for being bald only to get mauled by 2 bears
Who is Elisha?
I was a Cushite who opposed Moses and was swallowed up by the earth along with my companions after rebelling.
Who is Korah?
She was a judge in Israel who sat under a palm tree between Ramah and Bethel and was approached by Israelites for judgment.
Who is Deborah?
Most important i-pad case in history causes a city to collapse and now we have no idea where it went.
What is the ark of the covenant?
This king of Judah was told by Isaiah that the shadow on the stairway would move backward as a sign from Jehovah
Who is Hezekiah?
This judge killed a rather obese king by stabbing him in the stomach, but the fat closes around the blade and handle. The scriptures go into a lot more detail..it’s gross
Who is Elgon?
I was a Syrian army chief who was healed of leprosy after washing seven times in the Jordan, despite initially being offended by the instruction.
Who is Naaman?
financially supported Jesus in his ministry, this woman was a devoted believer who played a very important role in both his resurrection and living life.
Who is Mary Magdalene
A man tries to stay low key and hangout with his friends at a wedding, but ends up aiding in drunkenness after his mom told him to play bartender and make some drinks
What is Jesus’ first public miracle?
This king's reign ended with the Babylonian conquest of Jerusalem; he was captured after fleeing the city, his sons were killed before him, and then his eyes were put out.
Who is Zedekiah?
People have been falling asleep at meetings forever but this kid accidentally fell from a 3 story building and died. Take this as a warning
Who is Eutychus?
I was a secretary who read Jeremiah's dictated words before King Jehoiakim. When the king burned the scroll, Jeremiah dictated the message again, and I wrote it down.
Who is Baruch?