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Hold me closer, Tony Danza
What is Tiny Dancer?
Florida is America's most well known example of this
What is a peninsula?
He was the longest serving President, elected four times.
Who is FDR?
An antibiotic was first derived from mold
Penicillin
Jam band with a skull logo, Tom Cruise's 7th Mission Impossible move
What is Grateful Dead Reckoning
Scuse me, while I kiss this guy
What is Purple Haze?
They've been named for everything from good luck to fear, but they're just land protruding into water.
What is a Cape?
He was the only president to serve while not being on the ballot.
Who is Gerald Ford?
Antoni van Leeuwenhoek is credited as the modern inventor of this, there were earlier versions, but they were no where close to as powerful as his (up to 240x magnification)
What is the microscope?
Hit from ABBA, actress previously married to Woody Allen
There were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my coffee
The Aleutians and Hawaii are examples of theses?
What are archipelagos?
He's the only non president to be on paper currency
Who is Ben Franklin?
He discovered a way to remove bacteria from milk
Who is Louis Pasteur?
Casual Italian restaurant chain, setting for the fall of man in the Bible
Olive Garden of Eden
There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do
What is Africa?
The Rhodes of Collesus once towered over this type of feature
What is a Straight
He was the first to serve two non-consecutive terms
Grover Cleveland
He discovered the moon was not flat, as well as the four largest moons of Jupiter
Who is Galileo?
A Molly Ringwald coming of age movie, psychedelic band known for an album cover showing a prism.
Pretty in Pink Floyd
What is Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
The country of Panama is a standard example
What is an isthmus?
The first surname held by two presidents.
What/Who is Adams?
The first manmade object to leave the solar system.
Voyager 1
Eternal hunter of bugs bunny, lesser known national burger chain
Elmer Fuddruckers