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This player is known for kicking his cat, then starting the next game for West Ham
Who is Kurt Zouma?
The current PL top goalscorer
Who is Mo Salah?
This Brazillian caught a cleat to the face against Liverpool
Who is Ederson?
This Liverpool right back is one of the best U23 players in the world
Who is Trent Alexander-Arnold?
This French midfielder changes his hair every week
Who is Paul Pogba?
This famous baller is known for his incredible plays through the years, also for his tax evasion
Who is Lionel Messi?
This famous player has the most goals scored in PL history
Who is Alan Shearer?
This keeper is the all time leader in clean sheets
Who is Petr Cech?
This Manchester City youngster has one of the worst haircuts I've ever seen
Who is Phil Foden?
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Who is Kevin De Bruyne?
This Manchester United player recently was arrested after a domestic abuse charge
Who is Mason Greenwood?
Thsiss Thhothenhamm shtriker cannt tawlk veerry clearrley
Who is Harry Kane?
This US keeper will be joining Arsenal for the remainder of the 2022 season
Who is Matt Turner?
This Arsenal midfielder missed a penalty in the Euros
Who is Bukayo Saka?
This highly attractive Philadelphia Union midfielder is only 18 years old, and following in the footsteps of his brother
Who is Paxten Aaronson?
This Icelandic player gets a little to friendly with children
Who is Gylfi Sigurdsson?
This Chelsea striker has the same amount of goals this season as Allison Becker did last season
Who is Timo Werner?
This brazillian keeper is 2nd this season in clean sheets
Who is Allison Becker?
This striker led Dortmund to 2nd place in the bundesliga
Who is Erling Haaland?
This sexy bearded midfielder is the best in the premier league. He plays for the Portugese national team
Who is Ruben Neves?
This Manchester City fullback will likely never play again after his crimes
Who is Ben Mendy?
This Portuguese player had the 3rd most goal in the 20/21 season
Who is Bruno Fernandes?
This danish dude has a great name
Who is Kacper Schmichel?
This Manchester United youngster looks like Pheonix from Valorant
Who is Marcus Rashford?
Possibly the best midfielder in the PL, this sexy bald man has the smile to make everyone's hearts melt
Who is N'Golo Kante?