Family Fun
I'm tired of playing inside, let's play _____________!
Outside!
I can't believe they do not have__________?!
Toilet paper!
When you don't know how to cook?
Take out.
Can everyone go on_________?
mute.
If you have to self quarantine with:
a. your spouse and kids or
b. whatever b. is!
If you are tired of eating indoors, have a _________!
picnic!
How am I supposed to clean my hands when I don't have_________?!
Hand sanitizer!
What's the most common food in the pantry?
canned foods!
Sorry I was on ________.
Mute.
Neighbor #1: Hey, where's your spouse?
Neighbor #2: In the garden.
Neighbor #1: I didn't see him/her.
Neighbor #2: You have to dig a little deeper!
If you don't own a Peloton, go on a family________!
bike ride!
When you go to the store, don't forget what two things?
Face mask and gloves!
What is the sure way to pass on today's take out orders?
No gloves! No way!
Sorry I'm late! (insert excuse)
Technology.
If you see me talking to myself this week, mind your business. I'm having a ________________!
parent-teacher conference!
Instead going to the grocery to buy vegetables, let's try to __________!
plant a garden!
What scares you when you are standing in line? The man behind you _________!
Coughs!
A popular college meal that is making a come back.
Ramen noodles
Sorry I was having ___________!
connection issues!
Listen, if you see my kids locked outside today, we are_____________!
having a fire drill!
Instead of watching a TV game show, let's play a family_______________!
board game!
Today's new grocery game is ______!
trying to stay away from the next person!
Who's cooking dinner tonight?
Domino's!
Can everyone see my __________?
Screen?
Person #1: There will likely be a baby boom in nine months...
Person #2 (parent of three)
Not one person who has been quarantined with their kids for three weeks is trying to have another.....