共産 Commie
Is healthcare a right? 医療は権利か？
It is theoretically 理論的には
Is healthcare considered a right? 医療は権利か？
Yes it is but is subject to national interests and tend to be very inefficient. そうだが、国益に左右され、非効率になりがちだ。
Do fascist think healthcare is a right? ファシストは医療を権利だと考えているのか？
No, very capitalist in that regard. いや、その点では非常に資本主義的だ。
Do anarcho capitalist (aka pure capitalists) think the government should be involved in healthcare?アナーコ・キャピタリスト（純粋資本主義者）は、政府が医療に関与すべきだと考えているのだろうか？
No, they believe that government does things with the efficiency of a drunken idiot. いや、彼らは政府が酔っ払ったバカのように効率的に物事を進めると信じている。
What is healthcare like in China?
1 doctor per 4,500 people. The answer is not good.
How well maintained are the medical facilities?
医療施設はどの程度整備されていますか？
Not very well and doctors are paid very low wages.
医師たちの賃金は非常に低い。
Are doctors payed well? 医師の給料は高いのか？
Not really, the goal of socialism is to become communist. 社会主義の目標は共産主義になることだ。
What sort of healthcare would you have if you were an undesirable (aka Jew)?
もしあなたが好ましくない人間（ユダヤ人）だったら、どんな医療を受けられるだろうか？
Un-healthcare or non. 死かないか
What is the solution to high healthcare costs? 医療費高騰の解決策は？
Kick the government out and let the market do its thing 政府を追い出し、市場に任せよう
How much does a country like Cuba pay their doctors per month?
$64 usd, remember that taxes take at least half of their income.
Do communist leaders lower the standards of doctors for pure numbers? 共産主義の指導者たちは、純粋な数のために医師の基準を下げるのか？
Yes, they typically do if only for the reason that they also kill so many. そう、多くの人を殺すという理由だけであれば、一般的にはそうだ。
Are there long wait lines? 待ち時間は長いですか？
Yes terrible long.
そう、ひどく長い。
Could you buy a healthcare policy or is it given to everyone via tax? 医療保険に加入できるのか、それとも税金ですべての人に与えられるのか？
Think capitalism but a few quirks about master race stuff. 資本主義について考えるが、マスターレースについては少し癖がある。
What do you do when healthcare prices are high? 医療費が高いときはどうする？
Bust the monopolies and make them compete. 独占企業をつぶし、競争させる。
Why is medicine so expensive in capitalist countries?
It is to pay for R and D for new medicines.
Do communist party members get better healthcare? 共産党員はより良い医療を受けられるのか？
They generally do. 一般的にはそうだ。
What is the methodology on helping patients?
患者を助ける方法論は？
Whatever is cheapest, not best. 安ければ何でもいいのであって、ベストではない。
How well taken care of would you be if you were in a concentration camp? もし強制収容所にいたら、どれだけ面倒を見てもらえるだろうか？
Not very well taken of to say mildly. 控えめに言っても、あまりよく思われていない
How does a capitalist government feel about mercy killing? 資本主義政府は慈悲殺人をどう考えているのか？
Depends on who is making money, answers may vary. 金
Which of these different healthcare systems is most sustainable?
Capitalism, government goes bankrupt otherwise.
What are communist hospitals like? 共産主義の病院はどんなところですか？
Until fairly recently, very disgusting and unpleasant.
つい最近まで、とても不愉快で不快だった。
What is the medical research and development, is it fast or slow? 医学の研究開発は速いのか遅いのか？
Usually, not very fast. 通常は、それほど速くはない。
Would fascist be for or against mercy killing old or disabled people? ファシストは老人や障害者を慈悲で殺すことに賛成か反対か？
They are very okay with it. Many say too okay. 彼らはとても大丈夫だ。多くの人は大丈夫すぎると言う。
What is the greatest difference between capitalism and marxism?
Choice and FREEEEEDOMMMMMMM
Why are waitlists so long in capitalist and socialist hybrid healthcare systems?
Usually because permanently disabled and old people who are barely living are paying for the hospital.